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Kung Fu Chode

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Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other sh*t you ain't never heard of!

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Kung Fu Chode

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2 months

This about sums up being a Bears fan. #CHIvsCIN #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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5 days

So Jordan Love ducks his head, gets hit in the head and then Bears get called for roughing the passer. Yep, this photo sums it up. #GBvsCHI #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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5 days

That was a dirty fucking hit on DJ Moore. Fuck the Packers. #GBvsCHI #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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5 days

Well count on #DaBears losing tonight. Tom Brady is a walking bad luck charm when he commentates for Bears games. #GBvsCHI

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Kung Fu Chode

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5 days

Can we just have Miami and Texas A&M both lose? This game is horrible. #MIAMIvsTAMU

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Kung Fu Chode

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11 days

You can’t tell me the NFL isn’t rigged. Myles Garrett is legit, but the blocking on this is pathetic. The NFL determines when records are broken. #CLEvsCHI #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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17 days

I think Jalen Hurts is the new butt fumble QB #FlyEaglesFly #PHIvsLAC https://t.co/THkCWy3HM1

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Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts became the first player since 1978 -- as far back as research goes -- to commit two turnovers on the same play during Monday night's overtime loss to the Chargers.

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Kung Fu Chode

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18 days

DJ Moore waiting for Caleb Williams after the game when he was wide open on the last play. #CHIvsGB #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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18 days

How many times has Cairo Santos put #DaBears in bad positions this year with stupid mistakes? #CHIvsGB

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Kung Fu Chode

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18 days

Just pulled up Emeka Egbuka’s NFL columbine tape. #NOvsTB

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Kung Fu Chode

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27 days

Let’s just ask sleepy Joe who he nominated to the Supreme Court and see if he gets it right. If Biden can accurately pronounce Ketanji Brown Jackson’s name, it can keep its seat. If not, then

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

Being a #DaBears fan in 2025 be like: #PITvsCHI

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

McCloud is straight ass. #DaBears #PITvsCHI

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

DJ Moore gets hit by one player and another tries to punch the ball out well out of bounds, and Moore gets penalized for tossing the ball back at the DB. NFL refs really hate #DaBears #PITvsCHI

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

If any player did this to Patrick Mahomes, they’d never play another down in the NFL again. #PITvsCHI #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

Brad Nessler and Gary Danielson couldn’t suck Oregon’s dick more. At least keep the commentary somewhat neutral. #USCvsORE #FightOn

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

Eric Gentry is a liability on the USC defense. Yet, Lincoln Riley and sports commenters continue to glaze him every week. #USCvsORE #FightOn

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

All the Shadeur Sanders glazers rn: #BALvsCLE

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

Game on the line, Shadeur Sanders has the chance to win the #BALvsCLE game and be the hero. Shadeur:

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

The #NFL needs to start fining referees for missing obvious calls. This is absolutely ridiculous. #CHIvsMIN #DaBears

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Kung Fu Chode

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1 month

I wouldn’t be surprised if Hunter Biden snorted meth out of Ashley Biden‘s ass.

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