King K. Rool
@KroolKommander
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“King, Captain, Baron ... I’m a reptile of many talents.” [Nintendo RP / Multiverse RP]
Joined May 2017
An annoyed little huff from the pampered Kremling. “Oh very well, if it’s REALLY that much of a bother I’ll simply enjoy smothering you from the comfort of my royal chambers.” He’d grunt and lift up off the ground, the yeen coming along with him, as he started heading there.
Huffs. They felt like this would be enough pressure to kill someone. They wouldn't know, of course, but the vibe was particularly dire. "I mean..." Grumble. "I kinda don't hate it. It's just the floor that's the problem..."
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“And whose fault is that, hm? Perhaps if you hadn’t run your little mouth you wouldn’t be in this mess.” He lets his tongue hang out a little as he increases the pressure. It felt oh so good to be such a bully.
"Yeah, exactly! "Though maybe you feel fine because you're not all bones like me..."
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“I don’t know about you, but I’m plenty comfortable. Although, I suppose this is hardly a fitting environment for royalty such as myself.”
Kaius felt their breath hitch. It was frustrating to them that they were so enamored by this... "Don't you think we could at least do this against like... a more comfortable surface...?"
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K. Rool peered down at his newfound “prey” with quite the smug look on his face, hot air snorting from his snout. “It seems you were right, this IS a good time.” He shifted around, really pressing firmly as he got comfortable.
"Ah-" Obviously, their body only resists it slightly. Even if they could run, the treasure-obsessed part of their brain was fixated on the gold sheen of it all... That, and they were blushing immensely at the ordeal.
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With the slightest bit of a grunt, the king pressed his immense belly against that runt of a treasure hunter. Despite being clad in gold, it was rather soft…but still immeasurably heavy.
There they go again, making checks with their mouth they can't afford. "I mean... maybe after a few drinks... on a bed... with a collar and leash...?" They just can't stop themself...
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“Hmhm. A good time, eh?” The ground shook ever so slightly as he stomped closer to the yeen.
Hey now, don't threaten me with a good time...!
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The only sort of falling I’d do is ontop of you, if you don’t play your cards right.
I'll take it. A golden gut is pretty hard to beat, especially for a treasure fan like me. I plan to overtake you in charm some day, though. Try not to fall for me, mehehe...
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Bah. I suppose you have SOME charm…not as much as yours truly, however.
No, not at all! ...Am I a cute lightweight?
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Did I stutter?
Lightweight, huh...
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They don’t call me rotten to the core for nothing. My gut can handle whatever you throw at it, lightweight.
Hey, I never said 'a little' spice... I collect my ingredients from all over the place, you know! Magma essence could kill most mortals, so if you can stomach it I guess you can stomach like, literally anything.
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Are you implying I couldn’t handle a little spice? My gut is as solid as the gold it’s clad in!
Huh... Are you like... sure? Like, sure sure? My recipes are preeeeetty spicy.
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Rather bold, are we? Hmhm, then I demand a feast fit for a king. If I’m going to waste my energy, I expect you to fill me back up in full.
Honestly I was just teasing, but with confidence like this, how can you *not* have my full attention? I'm listening. Mehehe...
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Oh. Hm. Well, if you must know, my services don’t come cheap. I’m as valuable as the crown that sits upon my head. You best be prepared to pay the price.
You literally look exactly like my personal brand of entertainment, yes.
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…Do I look like your personal brand of entertainment?!
Me, Your Majesty. I'm bored.
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╔═ ⠀𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 - 𝗔𝗗𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗥 ⠀𝗗𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗥 - 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#𝙈𝙑𝙍𝙋 #𝙊𝘾𝙍𝙋 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀═╝
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The colossal king’s body crashed to earth with a deafening thud.
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“You’re lucky I don’t throw you in prison for such a remark! You have quite the mouth for someone so puny.”
ᅠ “ Huh. How I know. Could've gotten without seein' one of whatever the hell you said you are my whole life, but here we are. ” ᅠ
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“Incorrigible little insect, you stare at one right now!” He posed with all the grace a rotund Royal such as himself could muster.
ᅠ “ Do I look like I know what a Kremling is? ” ᅠ
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“Bah! You don’t recognize the king of the Kremlings?!”
ᅠ @KroolKommander ᅠ “ What exactly are you the king of? ” ᅠᅠ
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