Kristoff
@Kristoff_id
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I spend most of my time staring at a screen and mumbling about bugs and syntax errors. I'm basically a human caffeine-fueled robot 🤖
Joined September 2019
I think we can all agree the UN is the most useless thing ever created
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Congratulations, President @realDonaldTrump for your bold and historic leadership on behalf of freedom and justice. I salute your decisive resolve and the brilliant action of your brave soldiers.
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Maduro and his wife were sleeping and dragged from their bedroom by U.S. special forces, 2 sources tell CNN
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*Bombs Venezuela*
REPORTER: "Mr. President, do you have a New Year's resolution?" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Peace. Peace on Earth."
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What the fuck is my Instagram lmfao they really show me anything
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NAH
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StableRonaldo just won $300,000 betting on a gay couple kissing during the New Years ball drop in NYC 😭 https://t.co/CJcaYKI9A4
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This is a hilarious interaction between a Taiwanese pilot and a Chinese pilot. 😂😂😂 🇹🇼: Poor thing, poor thing. 🇨🇳: Fuck You 🇹🇼: Can you stand up while talking? You’ve spent your entire life kneeling, a slave to the Communist Party, completely oblivious to their impending
全网都在热传： “习近平是你选的吗？” ——台湾飞行员犀利言辞，让中共飞行员气急败坏，只能语带威胁以脏话搪塞。😂 台军：你站的起来再说一辈子都跪着，当共产党的奴隶，还不知道站起来反抗共产党，可悲。 共军：自以为是，反你X的X。 台军：不知道自由为何物。习近平是你选的吗？可悲啊。
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Things ChatGPT told a mentally ill man before he murdered his mother:
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Claude can code- but can claude grow?! 🪴 So far the answer is YES. Claude is successfully keeping a living organism ALIVE. There were some hiccups this week! Some errors and resets, but Claude managed to power through and take care of Sol 🍅 A week in review:
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The closest thing to Ace Combat in real life is the Indonesian Air Force
The closest thing to fantasy in real history is the Spanish Conquest of Mexico. The closest thing to sci-fi in real history is the Pacific Theatre of WW2. Any other contenders?
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Ned Luke gets swatted so often he knows the cops 😭
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Shame on you, using your father death (I hope the best for him in afterlife) for political statements. Like wtf bro, why you need to do that.
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