Hon. Kristina Abbarin, P.C. M.P.
@KristinaMPSP
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Deputy Government House Leader of the O’Barbie Party and Minister of Everything and Nothing 💁🏻♀️🎀 @OBarbieMPSP | @uOttawaMPSP | (PARODY/PARODIE)
Kenada
Joined September 2023
Honoured to have been sworn into the Cabinet and Privy Council of the best party (@OBarbieMPSP). Extremely excited to serve all Kenadians! 🎀🌸💕
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Although I wasn’t able to take part in person in @uOttawa’s Model Parliament either yesterday or today, I was still glad to wish them well and share some (unsolicited) advice. Have a listen to find out what it was about 🗣️
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Blimps and Corvettes. Faster transportation. Smarter investissement. ••• Dirigeable et Corvettes. Transport Rapide. Investissement intelligent.
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It’s official: After 5 years of Rick’s absence from🇨🇦, the OBarbie minister of National Defence @RomeoMPSP just issued an official state warranty against Rick Astley. Dangerous Rick Astley just got banned from entering 🇨🇦 territory. Done.
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PAINT PARLIAMENT PINK!! 🫶💕🩷
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It is with great honor and the support from all the team members that I now proudly announce the official PR Card for Kenadian immigrants. And I would like to say thank you for the continues support from my riding and my PM.
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Lower food prices = Happier Kenadians!
The price of groceries is top of mind for Kenadians - that’s why we are taking actions to stabilize food prices. ••• Le prix de l’épicerie est une priorité chez les 🇨🇦 et c’est pourquoi nous prenons des mesures pour stabiliser le prix des aliments. @Rayan_MPSP
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Kenadians expressed concerns over the rise of Rick Astley’s notorious Rick-Rolling Pranks. That’s unacceptable. The top 3 security ministers are stepping up. Rick Astley is getting sued! 🚨We’re calling on the @RASTLEY_MPSP @SPP_MPSP to join us in denouncing this. Will they?
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Previous governments nor the opposition have done NOTHING to address the gaslighting towards Weird Barbies. Today, the Minister of inclusion and diversity (Weird Barbie) @AurelieMPSP announced key measures to ensure every single Kenadians life is cherished.
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Our team is lucky to have such talented MPs to deliver for Kenadians. From L to R : @KristinaMPSP, Minister of Everything and Nothing ; @CharleyC_MPSP Government House leader ; @halla_mpsp Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs ; @Caelin_mpsp Whip. Click the link in our bio.
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This team😍🇨🇦 Learn more about your new OBarbie Cabinet at the link in our bio. ••• Cette équipe😍🇨🇦 Apprenez-en plus sur votre nouveau Cabinet OBarbie en cliquant sur le lien dans notre bio.
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January 11. Media Scrum. Cabinet’s Swearing in ceremony. 🇨🇦🇨🇦 11 Janvier. Mêlée de Presse. Cérémonie d’assermentation du cabinet. 🎥: @GraisseMPSP
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Only the best outcome all Kenadians can hope for!
Previous governments failed to put forward bold economic actions. ❌ Today, Deputy Prime Minister @AlAristi_MPSP announced that 4 years from now, with the help of government fundings, all small businesses will be turned into Big Corporations.💰 Real and Fair chances for all. 🇨🇦
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Previous governments failed to put forward bold economic actions. ❌ Today, Deputy Prime Minister @AlAristi_MPSP announced that 4 years from now, with the help of government fundings, all small businesses will be turned into Big Corporations.💰 Real and Fair chances for all. 🇨🇦
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Now that they’re in the opposition benches, BigT’ers are suddenly into accountability. But there is a recent accountability-check they would rather forget where all Kenadians were invited and had their say. The outcome: an OBarbie gov. to get our economy back to Girl Maths.
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Big-tenters will try anything to divide and distract Kenadians from the real cause of crimes and chaos in 🇨🇦 under many of their MPs previous governments. Why won’t they talk about Pool Noodles & Foam Arrows crimes rate ? they’re buddies /the lobbyists. OBarbies will ban them.
As Canadians are terrorized by criminals like team rocket this O’Barbie government chooses to not only ignore the threat but to say they will pardon these dangerous criminals. Our strong Geese armed forces would never allow for this!
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Merci Rose et Alex. Votre leadership a mené notre petite fusion à une victoire sans précédent dans MPSP. Au travail maintenant! ••• Thank you @RoseMPSP and @AlAristi_MPSP. Your leadership led our small merger to an unprecedented big victory in MPSP. Now, let’s get to work!
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