My Roman Empire

Congrats to everybody in Houston who got to see Beyoncé & Megan tonight. Y’all won 💔

Ended the year with Soulcycle and now I’ve done my first class of the year. I am a health icon.

BAYONETTA 3 IS FUCKING REAL LETS GO

It’s always time for the twerkulator.

Me when Boss Ass Bitch (with PTAF) came on. Nicki Minaj you’ve done it again 👏🏾👏🏾

Someone call el chacal de la trompeta on Chris Wallace because this is very much an “y fuera” situation

Someone call @Andy. We need a pro. #Debates2020

Hi aliens? Uhhmmm you can come invade us now. It’s time to ~~~rise and shine~~~ #Debate2020

I just want to be crushed by my weighted blanket.

I love all these LoFi music playlists Spotify keeps suggesting, but then they had to go on and play a remix of Uncle Iroh’s ‘Leaves From The Vine’. I may never recover emotionally.

Randomly thinks: hmm, I should reach out to this person from high school as I’ve been thinking about them. ***Looks through Facebook and has multiple concerning posts on their right not to wear a mask and not supporting the BLM movement*** Oh...and in the past you stay.

My entire backlog of video games looking at me like:

Finally finished Persona 5 Royal after it feeling like a part-time summer job. I don’t know how to feel.

I’m already done with this Monday. Oh God, what does the rest of the week have for me?!

Who gave permission to the Black Eyed Peas to release a reggaeton album? The audacity. I now have to shake my booty in the privacy of my home cuz I ain’t about to perrear with miss Rona.

The music in @insecurehbo is consistently the epitome of perfection.

Cannot stop listening to #Chromatica it’s pop perfection.