Kris randomly
@KrisAtRandom
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Shoot for the stars, and you’ll land out in the middle of space forever. Host of the @KrisAtRandom Hour, Fri. 1am EST; cohost @thesupertagcrew.
SoCal
Joined August 2014
Hey, Tweeps! The @KrisAtRandom Hashtag Hour (Fridays at 1:00 am Eastern) is off tonight and taking a break for the rest of the summer. I’ll see you around….stay cool, folks! 😎 ☀️🏝
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"Damn! No way in hell did I think I'd be appointed to the position of 'Devil's Advocate'!" #MyFirstWordsInHell
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"I can't believe you're STILL this sanctimonious...lol" #MyFirstWordsInHell
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#MyFirstWordsInHell I got a 'get out of Hell free' card
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I’d like to speak with my lawyer. He should be here. #MyFirstWordsInHell
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Sorry I’m late. That highway just sucked. #MyFirstWordsInHell
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"But this is just England?" #MyFirstWordsInHell
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"A mistake's been made, I tell ya! All I see are Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson, & the rest of those snake oil salesmen from TV." #MyFirstWordsInHell
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#MyFirstWordsInHell were, "Gimme that nipple, bitch!" It was an interesting early childhood.
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