You can't get your pick 'ems wrong if you don't pick anything in the first place

No context needed. The ONLY 100% correct tier list.

Who was in charge of the casting for the Minecraft movie? Seriously how do you fuck up so badly and pick the roundest motherfucker in the world for a game where everything and everyone is blocky?

.@kuta_cs Thanks for not dying tonight.

If anyone wants to know how to grind ranks while sucking at the game, just queue for Office and buy an XM every round. 0.5 k/d but I still rank up.

Shout out to the other 3 people queuing for competitive Office right now

Me and the boys while you defuse the bomb

Your face when she offers to take you to McDonalds for dinner.

The best version of Counter-Strike ever. You can't change my mind.

New Kotek video dropping in less than 5 hours. I hope you like it! Subscribe to Kotek to see it. Counter-Strike is good.

Anyone else had this bug in @CounterStrike where they disconnect from a server and when you are back on the main menu you can hear everyone shooting and the console shows everyone connecting and stuff?.

Can everyone tell @Poloolpp how amazing fairy bread is? He doesn't believe me!

Anyone else get massive diarrhea the second they accept a CS2 premier game?.

Finally a new video of mine is dropping in around 20 mins on YouTube, come say hello in the premiere chat!.

Does anyone know where I can get one of those positive K/D teammates in CS2 at?

Sorry to keep you waiting.

This happens every time you try and show your friends a new smoke lineup in CS2, admit it.

Built a new computer, might make another video finally. I hope you weren't waiting too long.

Now that the Famas has been "buffed" in CS2, are you using it?.