Deniz Andres
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🦇🦇 Valencia CF fan from 🇩🇴🇹🇷🇳🇱 with extremely bad tweets || Also Milan & Houston Rockets
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Martin Luther King didn't die for this.
Unsere 🔴⚪ Start 1⃣1⃣
Gulácsi – Laimer, Orban (C), Upamecano, Bernardo – Demme, Keita – Kampl, Bruma – Sabitzer, Augustin
#RBLS04
#BundesligaIsBack
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Pep Guardiola spent all that money just to get knocked out by Pochettino who used his entire transfer budget on black suits.
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I can't breathe man this dude is still getting loaned out by Chelsea.
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Hazard: "Doctor, when can I return to the pitch?"
Doctor: "Very soon, just 1 more medical exam for today"
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I'll never forgive the Real Madrid fanbase for saying Asensio at 19 > Messi at 19 or that 1 time you lot were saying signing Mbappe now would halt Asensio's progression 😭😭😭
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Correct me if I'm wrong but Robben has 2/3 goals likes these almost every season.
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if you could eat one food from any animated movie, what would it be?
mine is the eggs from Shrek
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Me 5 minutes into Netflix & Chill
Live football has arrived on Netflix 📺
The streaming service is set to show Ligue 1 matches next season
👇
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Zlatan gon respond with a picture of a lion and call it a day
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I'll never forget that time when Gareth Bale completely destroyed Bartra.
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Lmaoooo......why does Maxi Gomez' girlfriend look like Bonaventura / Allegri ?????? 😭😭
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*Pele buys orange juice*
Cashier: "Anything else?"
Pele: "No, that's it"
Cashier: "That will be $1 fif-"
Pele: "I scored 1283 goals"
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My mans looking like he about to introduce us Windows XP ffs.
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Wenger?? As in THE Arsene Wenger who was getting top 4 every season while living off free agents from 2008 to 2014 until signing Ozil 😭😭
🗣️ "Arsene Wenger spent a lot of money... Sir Alex Ferguson spent a lot of money"
Pep Guardiola says
@ManCity
's spending is no different to any other club wanting to win trophies 🥊
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Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy, and 18+ years of having to raise that child just to see him become a La Liga referee.
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No one:
Tancredi Palmeri: My top 36 midfielders from last season,
1. Sami Khedira
2. Ibrahim Afellay
3. Mesut Özil
.....
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The amount of cocaine Maradona is snorting down in hell rn is absolutely insane
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Mourinho out here looking like the main character of WatchDogs 3.
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Tuchel lost a CL final as PSG coach while having Neymar/Mbappe up top but is going to win it with Werner/Havertz against Pep's Man City
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Imagine a Bayern fan woke up today after being in a coma since 2009 and still witnessing Ribery and Robben out on the wings for his club.
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"Covid has tested positive for Zlatan"
"Thoughts are with the virus at this difficult time"
"And the virus is now in quarantine for two weeks"
"Zlatan does not contract covid. Covid contracts Zlatan"
"Maybe he's the cure?"
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Sheikh Mansour at his office seeing 28 missed calls from Pep after both Laporte and Dias embarrassed themselves on the same day
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"Estoy a 25 metros y escucho la patada"
- Carvajal 2019
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Juan Luis Guerra plays for PSG?
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No way you lot are 18+ and still go to the doctor 😭😭😭😭😭 just lay in bed and inshallah
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Lukaku scored more last season than Ole did in his last 4 seasons for United combined btw
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer suggests he'd rather be a striker short than have Romelu Lukaku
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FT: Valencia CF 1 - 0 Getafe
Possession: 25% - 75%
Shots: 4 - 22
Fouls: 25 - 14
🟨: 6 - 3
🟥: 1 - 1
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Mauro Icardi loses the CL final, is now the 3rd choice striker behind Choupo Moting and gets to go home to his horse wife 😭😭😭😭
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I know Adama Traore is looking over at Luis Enrique everytime Chiellini's knees make that cracking noise
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I'm guessing France Football took their time to watch Virgil from Dike play for Groningen and Celtic week in week out in the first half of this decade...
Xavi, Iniesta and Messi feature in France Football's team of the decade.
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Serie A:
BREAKING NEWS:
#Brescia
given partial stadium ban after Miralem Pjanic was racially abused. More to follow...
#Juventus
#SerieA
#NoToRacism
#KickItOut
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Soler: "Quiero renovar"
Gaya: "Quiero renovar"
Anil Murthy con la señora Mariam Khadour:
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This was Ronaldo's only actual challenge at Juve btw
120m + 30m a year to achieve the same thing Bendtner - Anelka at Juve did uno.
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Son: Why is my sister’s name Rose?
Deniz Andres: Because your mom loves roses.
Son: Thanks dad.
Deniz Andres: No problem, Video Assistant Referee.
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Toni Kroos after knocking out Arsenal/Aubameyang in the Europa League
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23k likes and 5k retweets by using his crying footage after receiving a red card vs Valencia skakdjakdhakdgak
This sort of reaction to losing after all he has won. Incredible. No wonder he defies science. Unbelievable sportsman
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Me when we're losing 4 - 0 against Marcelino's Athletic Bilbao but Cutrone scores the 4 - 1 in the 90th minute
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Gracias por todo Marcelino 🦇
Gracias por la Copa del Rey y por 2 años de felicidad...siempre será mi terrorista favorita.
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First win ever against Chelsea with a half depressed squad + coach ?
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Lmao man imagine spending all that money to get knocked out by Fernando Llorente
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1. Penalty Carlos Soler
2. Penalty Carlos Soler
3. Penalty Carlos Soler
What were your TOP 3 Real Madrid moments of 2020? 🤔
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Karim Benzema really finished the season with 5 goals in La Liga...of which 2 were pens.
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Haaland on his way home after scoring the winning goal for Dortmund
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