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@KobiSplash
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Not gonna cap, Cardi B bout to drop some heat
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San Antonio it’s time to retire these songs:
Dreams & Nightmares
Suavemente
Swag Surf
Love
Knuck If You Buck
Walk Around the Club
Mo City Don
Still TIPPIN
Int’l Players Anthem
Pls for the love of god leave those songs alone unless it’s a holiday or something
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Hood Niggas from Cibolo & Schertz Post this on they stories all the time
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This was how Mr. U was downing them hotdogs in the corner of the 7/11 💀
i knew i had to quit my last job when my coworker was doing this to 7-11 hotdogs next to me every am
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Took this girl on a date and had great time until I dropped her off and she tweeted “I’m trying to go on a REAL date”....Ya hate to see it
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Y’all can’t tell me this ain’t the Heartbreak hours on 98.5 THE BEAT
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I be in Midnight Swim with my Flash on acting like I’m recording people so they can have a good time
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It’s time y’all.
We officially open tonight with very limited capacity. We open at 9PM & music by
@VenoTheBuilder
We’re excited to see y’all.
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Women will pull up to your crib late af in a crop top hoodie & nipple piercings talking bout “lemme say hi to your moms😊”… just go straight to my room
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I don’t know what mood this is but I’ve only been listening to Snoh Aalegra & Guapdad 4000
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Me watching the homies get the 2nd Stimmy & I ain’t even get the 1st one
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Look at the fit!! Is you shittin me!!!
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Niggas used to really pop a xan before 1st period...like bro did you even TRY to have a good day???
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My job got me working...on the floor...on MLK day....they just showcasing me as a token
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Why y’all so quick to try and prove y’all heartless ? Like bro it’s okay to have FEELINGS LMAOO
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It’s always “omg Kobi you’re a sweetheart” but never “omg Kobi blow my back out” 🥺
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If shot my shot at you last year...well shit I might shoot again this year 😂 0/0 now
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I’m bout to go swallow 5 Popeyes biscuits then drink a McDonald’s sprite
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I Remember in middle school I told everyone during football season I was gonna be on A Team and wear 8 or 24...I ain’t make the team lol
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If you didn’t have a Twitter when this was the meme 😂 you missed out on the best time of twitter
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I’ll never forget one of my niggas looked me in my face and said “bro y’all would be perfect together” then preceded to dril her cheeks the following week...I don’t look at either of them the same anymore
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I hate when I ask a woman not to play me & they proceed to play me...like bitch did I not ask politely or what??
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Y’all always say Summer 2016 was lit...how do y’all even remember it if y’all was poppin xans ?????
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Bro I’m done telling women my height..... how tf did I go from Daddy to little brother in 30 seconds
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Bro how do people hate based on skin color???? Like bro me being Black makes you that MAD? 💀💀💀
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You tweeted this...during BLACK HISTORY MONTH????
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Y’all say SA lame without trying to make it enjoyable...make it make sense??😂😂
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Why tf did I let these niggas talk me into going to a strip ?? Why was I out till 6 and I got work at 1 ?? Why did I go to whataburger after the strip ??
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Y’all remember when Travis Scott dropped Birds in the Trap ? Man what a great time in life 😪
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All the times I’ve been to Midnight swim...I done seen fights, arguments, even dance battles😂 but I ain’t never seen someone get drunk humped to KANYE & HAVE SOMEONE ELSE T BAG HER 😂🤣😂🤣
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This how imma gonna be drunk af at St Mary’s trying to shoot my shot
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I called my mom to show her my E40 voice & she straight up told me “go get a girlfriend & stop calling me”
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I’m bout start “you listen to FRITOGANG ?” My way to some buttcheeks
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Me reflecting on how I ate her ass for the 4th time and she ain’t even let me beat
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LMFAOOOO LOOK AT THE MOVES 🤣🤣🤣
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