🏰 Imagine a kingdom that was… fine.. Normal swords. Normal beers. Mostly non-exploding castles. Then Bob, our majestic ostrich mascot, pressed a button he really shouldn't have. 🦤 Now the moon’s missing, the king only speaks in riddles, and the ostrichs? 👀They’re

You love TTRPGs. Weird characters. Absurd choices. Cursed rolls. Glorious failures. But finding time to play? Harder than looting a mimic blindfolded. We’re just a bunch of friends who could never sync schedules. So… we started building our own game. Knightmare is a new kind

You love TTRPGs. Weird characters. Absurd choices. Cursed rolls. Glorious failures. But finding time to play? Harder than looting a mimic blindfolded. We’re just a bunch of friends who could never sync schedules. So… we started building our own game. Knightmare is a new kind

In the kingdom of Banoria, 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. Since then, nothing has been the same. The light in the room… changed. Even Bob won’t cross the doorway anymore. Bob? …Actually. 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝗯? Something shifted. And this is only the

In the kingdom of Banoria, 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. Since then, nothing has been the same. The light in the room… changed. Even Bob won’t cross the doorway anymore. Bob? …Actually. 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝗯? Something shifted. And this is only the

📯 𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿. The spreadsheets are back. The ostrichs too. Let’s celebrate more chaos: 1. 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸 2. 𝗔𝗱𝗱 𝗮 𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 (𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮, 𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘛𝘰𝘬,

📜 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸: 1️⃣ 𝗔 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿. No ostrich. The Council is torn between laughter and excommunication. 2️⃣ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮 𝗶𝘀

𝗣𝗢𝗩: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲.. What's your weekend plan? A. Beer with dwarves B. Steal a goblin’s scooter C. Start a forest cult D. Cry in a tavern 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄. 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀

𝗣𝗢𝗩: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲.. What's your weekend plan? A. Beer with dwarves B. Steal a goblin’s scooter C. Start a forest cult D. Cry in a tavern 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄. 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀

𝗦𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗧𝗧𝗥𝗣𝗚 𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴? Your friends are never free? Your Game Master vanished into another dimension? Knightmare is the RPG that waits for you. Play whenever you want. Create whatever you want. Write your own story

𝗕𝗼𝗯 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗽 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿. Just 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲 “𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗲” 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗯𝗮𝗿. Bring chaos to your stories. Make your game group scream in unison

𝗕𝗼𝗯 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗽 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿. Just 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲 “𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗲” 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗯𝗮𝗿. Bring chaos to your stories. Make your game group scream in unison

📜 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻. 1️⃣ The 𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱... We saw an ostrich walk through a wall while singing. 2️⃣ 𝟭𝟬 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘀 are being prepared for the first Chaos

📜 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻. 1️⃣ The 𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱... We saw an ostrich walk through a wall while singing. 2️⃣ 𝟭𝟬 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘀 are being prepared for the first Chaos

In Banoria, white flags are not surrender. They are invitations. Some say to the gods, others… to Bob. Who do you think will answer?

In Banoria, white flags are not surrender. They are invitations. Some say to the gods, others… to Bob. Who do you think will answer?

Weekly Chaos Report 📜 Castle report, alert: unauthorized ostrich infiltration detected. 1️⃣ @BobisBwarking landed on Twitter. 2️⃣ Forbidden memes banned by the Knights council are now spreading. 3️⃣ Rumors say he also landed on Discord. Don't say 'Bwaark'.

Weekly Chaos Report 📜 Castle report, alert: unauthorized ostrich infiltration detected. 1️⃣ @BobisBwarking landed on Twitter. 2️⃣ Forbidden memes banned by the Knights council are now spreading. 3️⃣ Rumors say he also landed on Discord. Don't say 'Bwaark'.

@BobisBwarking ⚔️ Join the Knight's Discord before ostrichs start fying: https://t.co/kpFDtYCYW4

GM Knights. As promised… BOB HAS LANDED ON TWITTER. He's giving sacred feathers to those who RT + follow before tonight. ➡ @BobisBwarking Each RT brings Banoria one step closer to the prophecy. It's your move now.

What would you do if you met this knight in Paris?