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Be honest...what is one thing that instantly ruins your mood?

Someone promised to do something for me yesterday, i was 99% sure this person would disappoint me and yes this person did but what i don’t get is why i feel sad about it, i shouldn’t feel this way, i expected the disappointment so why am i sad about it.

Me: After this weekend, I’m never ever calling this babe over again. Konji : 👇

MOT: 101 Class 005 No woman sleeps before 10, and no woman visits her uncle or cousin and sleeps over. If she tells you she fell asleep or gives any excuses about not picking your calls last night, there’s an 80% chance she cheated.

Question Trivia (matured minds): In ur relationship, are you a "let's talk it out spouse" or "space is needed spouse"?

Man, I’m so proud of myself. So this chilled “pure” water was falling off my hands this hot afternoon and somehow I instinctively managed to follow it up and catch it mid air. Hardly ever happens

I have never shared in your profits, but for some reasons I’m expected to understand this time and share in your loss. Oga, you must give me my money complete. All these ones wey you dey preach na just talk, me sef I get family to take care of. Today, I was cast as the devil in

Most of these “big” accounts be posting videos that don’t belong to them and guess what, be packing millions of engagements from them. If you come across such videos, do not engage, rather, download them and post on your timeline too. No be them get am

Why don’t all these major fruit sellers sell pawpaw? I mean, is it not a part of fruit??

Sex itself is overrated. Nothing beats that post cum relaxation on bed at night with the fan rotating all round you

X abi Twitter is a full time job, OK, but shey na $50 I wan use guide for two weeks??

As a man, what are the chances you'll ever escape being the man in the suit?

I've never done this before, some of you are asking if I have a group that does engagement. No I don't . I believe it's against the rules. But you can have mutual's that are loyal and will always engage You can follow them 👇 @damolacash @_Shegzylomo @Aramidearamid11

All I can offer anyone right now is peace. All my life I’ve learned through chaos and the sorrows of my mind. But what is a life worth if not peace? What heals pain if not happiness, and what lightens the soul ✨ if not God 🤍 and His mercy 🕊️? I wish everyone a lovely and

Real life facts most people don't know about: "Do you know people are more likely to remember emotional pain than emotional joy? Your brain treats trauma like a survival tool it stores painful experiences more vividly to help you avoid danger in the future. Positive experiences,

Bro, I don’t know the features you think you possess that got her tripping, but I’m here to tell you for free she’s fallen for a guy with exact opposite features. Morning, my guy

One day, we’ll talk about how Nigerians feel entitled to their friends’ businesses. Your friend’s shop is filled to the brim; goods everywhere and somehow that made you feel it was all magic that brought them there. So you can confidently pick up, say, two breads of N1600 each

Like, I still don’t get it; you’ll be knacking your babe on a steady, nothing. Then just say “hello” to this random babe, boom…belle

See, if any real life relatable tweet comes up to your mind, do not hesitate to post it, otherwise someone else will and you’ll be shocked how they “stole” your thoughts