Kiwisaurus Profile Banner
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 Profile
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖

@Kiwisaurus

Followers
334
Following
12K
Media
537
Statuses
7K

he/him - No longer young by any definition & I have strong opinions about bad kerning. My toxic trait is: I laugh at my own jokes when alone. #blacklivesmatter

NYC
Joined April 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
4 years
Just in case anyone was interested in sending those sweet and appreciated rent assistance moneys 💙
0
2
1
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
5 months
My theory is that RFK Jr. has never actually drank raw milk, and that all his milk is secretly pasteurized, just like how he is fully vaccinated (zombie brain worm withstanding).
0
0
1
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
6 months
Remember, everybody: Trump doesn't have allies; what he has are co-conspirators and shareholders. ✌️😅
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
7 months
"The buck stops here" only it's Trump's White House, and he pocketed the buck, tells you there never was a buck and that you owe him a buck, and also it's Biden's fault for stealing that buck which he claims was never there. 🤷🏻‍♂️
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
7 months
I'm tired of right-wing propaganda coming from people who consider themselves left-wing... As it stands, the USA doesn't really have a left-wing, just degrees of right-wing lunacy. 🙃
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
8 months
hey, @drmartens - I am trying to figure out what model of your boots I'm wearing... I don't recall ever seeing a leather pull strap on a pair before
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
8 months
So at this point, enough people must have read through the Epstein files where it would have to classify as a government conspiracy to not release them with all offending names visible to the public, right? 😅
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
8 months
Semi-regular reminder that friends don't let friends attend Jeff Mach shows. This includes any of the steampunk shows he works with or contributes to. If you see anything with "steampunk world's fair" attached to it, send it to the trash where it belongs. ✌️
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
8 months
I love that every time I mention I'm looking into a new tattoo, regardless of where, I get flooded by bots on every social media site 🙃
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
8 months
I'm over here Googling Slaaneshi Tradwives and I'm terribly disappointed in the lack of results... 😢
0
0
1
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
9 months
Republicans are weird. They claim Democrats are mean, and then send death threats to asylum seekers and survivors of school shootings... 👀
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
10 months
... Sometimes I lose sleep because I honestly believe that someone in the White House has the distinct displeasure of being in charge of having to discreetly dispose of Trump's soiled diapers...
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
11 months
Imagine being the richest guy on Earth by means of a technicality in stock valuation, and all you do, every single day, is make millions lives demonstrably worse while adding literally nothing of actual value to the planet... How fucking miserable would you have to be?
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
11 months
How many kidney stones do I need before I can make them into a kick-ass ring or something?
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
Is there a marketplace website where I can resell the eggs I have in my fridge?
@isaiahrmartin
Isaiah Martin
1 year
TRUMPFLATION
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
...is she "Daddy's Little Girl" or is she your:
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
grips the can
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
$11 worth of cheese curds doesn't go nearly as far as it used to... 😥
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
It's unnerving how ready and willing the far right is to implement violence against the opposition, but eventually the left is going to be forced to make some very hard decisions regarding "the high road" and why WW2 wasn't fought with newsletters and discourse. 🙃
0
0
1
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
So, because furries were more capable and enthusiastic about removing far-right and fascist members of their own community than the US government has been, I say next election we all lobby heavily on a Furry Party. ✌️
0
0
0
@Kiwisaurus
Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖
1 year
So Americans are once again being forced to either pay absurd amounts of money for insulin, or painfully die from diabetes. It's OK though, because profits and CEO compensation are both skyrocketing in the insurance and healthcare industries? ...am I understanding this correctly?
0
0
1