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@KittyGott

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Joined April 2009
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K.M.D
5 years
You may work hard, but the shapewear ads on my Instagram work harder.
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K.M.D
1 year
Trudeau today
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K.M.D
1 year
Not enough modern songs sing about river boats.
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K.M.D
1 year
Would cry if I met Ms Rachel
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K.M.D
1 year
A fourth pillow for optimal sleep positioning has just entered the villa
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K.M.D
1 year
My master's degree is in worrying
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K.M.D
1 year
Today I took a nap in a sunbeam. Your dog was right. It rules.
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K.M.D
1 year
You can't be trusted if you own a Funko Pop
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K.M.D
1 year
Doodle owners when they see an open-air outlet mall
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K.M.D
1 year
Viewing the profile of mktplace sellers to guess what's going on in their lives
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K.M.D
1 year
Dead fly in my CPAP water tank
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K.M.D
1 year
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K.M.D
1 year
"Oh the places you'll go" but it's just my son in various bathrooms because there's too many changes going on in our lives and my IBS is wildin' out
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K.M.D
1 year
If God wanted us to have perfect posture, why does it feel soooooooo good to slouch.
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K.M.D
1 year
I will forever be an Oreo girlie
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K.M.D
1 year
Took an Aleve and had a cocktail.
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K.M.D
1 year
Out of my Caesar salad phase and on to my peanut butter and jelly phase
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K.M.D
1 year
I think the turtles would agree that paper straws in kids juice boxes is a horrible move.
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K.M.D
1 year
I'd like to see a contestant on Love Island rock a tankini
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K.M.D
2 years
Yachts are just the RVs of the sea.
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K.M.D
2 years
For how quickly it chips, nail polish should not be $15
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