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@Kittenricci

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city dweller / sometimes restaurant worker / usually wine person /

Joined September 2009
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@Kittenricci
keaton
2 years
Read this article a few days ago and don’t know if it made me hyper aware of it or smthbg but I have been greeted with “welcome in” in every single hospitality space I’ve stepped into in California and it’s kind of making me nuts
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Eater
2 years
How did "welcome in" replace the classic “welcome!” as the standard greeting in hospitality spaces?
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keaton
3 years
Fervently apologizing g to my cat for being out working for 12 hours like he pays his own way or something
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keaton
3 years
always gotta be the gayest wine rep at the wine fair (it’s easy)
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keaton
3 years
absolutely deranged number of mosquitos at my dad’s house, sky grey with smoke, humid smog warning.
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keaton
3 years
opening a normcore wine bar
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keaton
3 years
Article about unlicensed tour guides reminded me of the guy (precovid) who would bring groups of 8+ people to the restaurant and order like 4 sides of breakfast sausage to share as part of his Airbnb experience or whatever
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keaton
3 years
Aux 4 stations BIXI près de chez moi que des vélos avec des flats, impossible de les signaler à cause du bouton brisé… beau départ pour la saison @BIXImontreal
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keaton
3 years
When I go in and out of the trade fair my pass is scanned and it’s giving big surveillance vibes- like I showed up to my 10am apt and they asked me to come back in 30 when the wines wouldn’t be too cold so I went across the street for a coffee, am I in trouble
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keaton
3 years
I was pretty excited after a week spent mostly in rural France that there’s a specialty coffee shop around the corner from where I’m staying in bcn but the coffee is extremely celery juice vibes
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Ted Rutland
3 years
Like last year, the public transit authority (STM) is overshooting its budget (due to the pandemic-caused decrease in ridership) and it’s being treated as a crisis. Meanwhile the SPVM has overspent by at least $54m (as of Oct 31) and no one in power seems to care.
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keaton
3 years
like yeah girl I know exactly what these two wines are I just want you to look at my food order and wine top me
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keaton
3 years
the unbearable dance of being a person who like «  knows about wine » professionally at a « notable wine restaurant » in another city and wanting the grown up answer without having to flash your (metaphorical) wine pro card.
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@Kittenricci
keaton
4 years
Finishing my run behind the garbage truck in the alley behind my house, b refreshing
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keaton
4 years
intrusive thoughts about quitting (1of) my jobs but I crave structure :/
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keaton
4 years
in my "nothing is a better dinner than a big salad with a protein on it" era and never been happier tbh
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keaton
4 years
*man sitting in a restaurant that serves regeneratively grazed meat and bio-intensive farmed vegetables explaining to his date why reducing the use of chemical fertilizers will ruin the economy*
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keaton
4 years
Stayed up till 6 am once and ruined my sleep cycle forever
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keaton
4 years
As a person of restaurant management experience I think it’s great that people are making earlier reservations, as a human being I think eating dinner at 5 pm is absolutely bizarre and I refuse to consider it unless I’m jet lagged or didn’t eat lunch
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keaton
4 years
Love that the nyt news updates that I signed up for as a teenager and have never changed settings for never fail to tell me who wins the Kentucky Derby 🐎 🐎 🐎
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keaton
4 years
only goal for my day was to make coffee before work and I did not 🫠
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