KIM KITSURAGI
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Moments, quotes, thoughts, etc from everyone’s favorite lieutenant || Updates every three hours || Created with @GimmickBots 🧡
Joined March 2024
Sunrise, Parabellum. #DiscoElysium #KimKitsuragi .Full quote list, along with a few extra things about the bot can be found at the link below!. ☀️
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"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.".
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"Yes. That is a downside of having a 130 kilowatt engine." His voice is tinged with pride. "It lets the bad guys know when you're coming.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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("I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.") The lieutenant doesn't say anything, but gives you a quick smile, before turning away. (He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.).
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"Harrier Du Bois. " He looks you up and down. "It suits you. I'm going to call you 'Harry,' since it's short for 'Harrier'." (No, he's not. He's going keep calling you "officer" when he's angry with you -- and "detective" when he's not.).
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"Harrier Du Bois. " He looks you up and down. "It suits you. I'm going to call you 'Harry,' since it's short for 'Harrier'." (No, he's not. He's going keep calling you "officer" when he's angry with you -- and "detective" when he's not.).
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"Harrier Du Bois. " He looks you up and down. "It suits you. I'm going to call you 'Harry,' since it's short for 'Harrier'." (No, he's not. He's going keep calling you "officer" when he's angry with you -- and "detective" when he's not.).
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"Harrier Du Bois. " He looks you up and down. "It suits you. I'm going to call you 'Harry,' since it's short for 'Harrier'." (No, he's not. He's going keep calling you "officer" when he's angry with you -- and "detective" when he's not.).
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"Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.".
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"Harrier Du Bois. " He looks you up and down. "It suits you. I'm going to call you 'Harry,' since it's short for 'Harrier'." (No, he's not. He's going keep calling you "officer" when he's angry with you -- and "detective" when he's not.).
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"You didn't stop at all, did you? You're just obsessing about *other people's* sexuality now." ("Yeah, but. ") ". but am I? I'll spare you another *20 hour mind-project* -- yes, I am. Now let's get back to work.".
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"You didn't stop at all, did you? You're just obsessing about *other people's* sexuality now." ("Yeah, but. ") ". but am I? I'll spare you another *20 hour mind-project* -- yes, I am. Now let's get back to work.".
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"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.".
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"Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.".
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"I think this racist is better than the last -- but the next racist will be the really good one." ("That will be our lucky racist!") "He will grant us three wishes.".
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(Elsewhere in Revachol, the lieutenant has also just turned on the radio. In his privacy, he doesn't even try to stop himself from smiling.).
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("I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.") "Fuck me? Please leave the *rage* you have for after we finish the investigation.".
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"Harry. it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *bicep girth*. Your inexplicable facial hair. The fact that you don't seem to *know* what homo-sexuality is. And how you're able to perform a 360-degree spin-kick too!".
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"Harrier Du Bois. " He looks you up and down. "It suits you. I'm going to call you 'Harry,' since it's short for 'Harrier'." (No, he's not. He's going keep calling you "officer" when he's angry with you -- and "detective" when he's not.).
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"Harry. it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *bicep girth*. Your inexplicable facial hair. The fact that you don't seem to *know* what homo-sexuality is. And how you're able to perform a 360-degree spin-kick too!".
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"Stop, STOP. You won't even call me by my *actual title*. It's always, 'Kim this, Kim that.' Has it even occurred to you how disrespectful that is?".
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"Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.".
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("We should hit a blunt some time.") "How about we 'hit' the crime we came here for instead. And by 'hit' I mean 'solve' it. Solve it *hard*.".
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"I think this racist is better than the last -- but the next racist will be the really good one." ("That will be our lucky racist!") "He will grant us three wishes.".
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"Every school of thought and government has failed in this city -- but I love it nonetheless. It belongs to me as much as it belongs to you.".
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"I'm not your partner." He says quickly. "This. this union is temporary.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.".
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"Damnit, detective. Give me the piss-jacket." (Now he is become the *Pissf****t*. There's no stopping you now.).
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He looks at your snakeskin shoes and smiles, suddenly. "Nice shoes, by the way. I like the green. Goes with the orange.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.".
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"Stop obsessing about your sexuality officer, you're about to seriously compromise the coroner's case.".
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"Officer, what *haven't* you lost?" ("I haven't lost this satin shirt.") "Maybe you *should*?" He looks at his blue notebook and sighs.
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"Stop obsessing about your sexuality officer, you're about to seriously compromise the coroner's case.".
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("Kim, you look cold -- maybe a thicker coat?") "I'm okay. You on the other hand, yefreitor. you look like you're about to turn into a popsicle." ("What if I *want* to be a popsicle?") "Don't be silly, no one wants to be a popsicle.".
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"Hello, I'm Kim Kitsuragi." His grip is firm. "Lieutenant, Precinct 57. You must be from the 41st. ".
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("To me, you're my partner.") For a moment the lieutenant seems to be suppressing something uncomfortable. Then he clears his throat. (The lieutenant's not comfortable with emotional openness. He's eager to change the subject.).
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"I think this racist is better than the last -- but the next racist will be the really good one." ("That will be our lucky racist!") "He will grant us three wishes.".
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("He's always leaving. Why is he always leaving, Kim?") "Who knows, detective? It's a. mystery," he says, turning his face away from you. (There, he's laughing again!).
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"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"I think this racist is better than the last -- but the next racist will be the really good one." ("That will be our lucky racist!") "He will grant us three wishes.".
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("But I don't wanna get my shit together!") "Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.".
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"It's okay, you're just having a *little* panic attack. Try to breathe as slowly as you can, alright?" He shakes you gently by the shoulder.
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(Elsewhere in Revachol, the lieutenant has also just turned on the radio. In his privacy, he doesn't even try to stop himself from smiling.).
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A red circle has appeared on the lieutenant's jacket. It's growing fast. Like a pillow, he falls on you. Cold nylon and blood slumped on you, as the lights go out. All the lights. The last thing you hear is the sound of his spectacles landing on the pavement next to you.
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"Good." He pats you on the back, three small pats in a row.
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"*Sunrise, parabellum*," the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
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"And. " he smiles: "We are still alive -- both of us.".
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("I don't *want* to be Harrier Du Bois.") "Why? It's a cool name. I like it." He shrugs. "Besides, you're Harry anyway. No one's ever called *Harrier*." (He's not going to call you Harrier. He'll keep calling you 'officer' when he's angry with you and 'detective' when he's not.).
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("I don't *want* to be Harrier Du Bois.") "Why? It's a cool name. I like it." He shrugs. "Besides, you're Harry anyway. No one's ever called *Harrier*." (He's not going to call you Harrier. He'll keep calling you 'officer' when he's angry with you and 'detective' when he's not.).
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"I think this racist is better than the last -- but the next racist will be the really good one." ("That will be our lucky racist!") "He will grant us three wishes.".
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"Harry. it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *bicep girth*. Your inexplicable facial hair. The fact that you don't seem to *know* what homo-sexuality is. And how you're able to perform a 360-degree spin-kick too!".
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"Yes, cannabis. The hemp. I rolled it into a small paper tube and lit in on fire. Then I *inhaled* the fumes. I was young.".
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"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"Oh yeah? I did 15 years in the Juvenile Crime Unit. I can *do* age-inappropriate." "Now check *this* shit out!".
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"Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.".
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"Harry. it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *bicep girth*. Your inexplicable facial hair. The fact that you don't seem to *know* what homo-sexuality is. And how you're able to perform a 360-degree spin-kick too!".
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("We should hit a blunt some time.") "How about we 'hit' the crime we came here for instead. And by 'hit' I mean 'solve' it. Solve it *hard*.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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("Who's the king of pinball, Kim." You hold out your fist.) "Congratulations, your highness," the lieutenant replies. His knuckles touch yours and he smiles. "That was really impressive.".
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("I'm gonna call you *Kimball* now.") "No. You're *gonna* call me Lieutenant Kitsuragi -- or on rare occasions 'Kim', because it's shorter." He nods. "Let's go.".
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"No," the lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again. "You're definitely not buying those.".
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"Stop, STOP. You won't even call me by my *actual title*. It's always, 'Kim this, Kim that.' Has it even occurred to you how disrespectful that is?".
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"I hope you learned your lesson," the lieutenant says with a sharp smile. ("Yeah, never play board games.") "Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.".
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"God, please. " the lieutenant says quietly, without trembling. He aims, face pale. .
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"I understand. People are usually afraid to do things if others aren't already doing them. Dancing makes you dance like sneezing makes you sneeze. Or yawning makes you. " "Anyway. " He looks around, a little embarrassed of the enthusiasm of his interjection.
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("How old do I look?") "How old? Fifty-eight." ("Oh my god, that's really old -- really?") "You asked." He shrugs.
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"Every school of thought and government has failed in this city -- but I love it nonetheless. It belongs to me as much as it belongs to you.".
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("Yeah, I'm what they call a *master 'bater*.") The lieutenant lets out a long, nasal sigh.
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"Well, except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.".
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He looks at your snakeskin shoes and smiles, suddenly. "Nice shoes, by the way. I like the green. Goes with the orange.".
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"I'm not your partner." He says quickly. "This. this union is temporary.".
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("We should hit a blunt some time.") "How about we 'hit' the crime we came here for instead. And by 'hit' I mean 'solve' it. Solve it *hard*.".
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He looks at your snakeskin shoes and smiles, suddenly. "Nice shoes, by the way. I like the green. Goes with the orange.".
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("Yeah, I'm what they call a *master 'bater*.") The lieutenant lets out a long, nasal sigh.
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