Did terrible but we had that shit on 💪

Some things never change

no way it actually happened

just got whammed day 1 as if this shit couldn't get any worse

Google how to lose weight but still drink at least 20 pints a week

Nothing like a Monday night beer or 7 to take the edge off

the only "influencers" I'm interested in are beer and whiskey 💪

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Important job came up while I was away and no one bothered to tell me so it sat in the lab for a week and somehow I'm the one who has to stay late the next few weeks to fix it

Every now and then my windpipe closes up but then it usually opens again before I pass out so I haven't died yet and refuse to be conditioned by my own throat 💪

Hmmm I wonder who could be behind this

I may have got 3-0'd by Game and Watch and lost game 5 to Robbie but I feel I've at least improved at the matchup and just wanted to say FUCK @Benjgbro

funny guy

I have been told I am beautiful / cool by at LEAST four (4) people tonight the stocks are UP!!!

Went to go see Snapped Ankles with Shaggy but some fucking Ents came on instead but whatever was good

Go to pub to cheer up Pompey playing Instant hand ball, red card, 1-0 down Fuck my chungus life

Guy on probation who has been the bane of my existence at work got fired because management took one look at the records i'd been keeping on how he works (mandatory) and had a heart attack I now genuinely feel dreadful

that I love him 😻

Gimli in the films: haha funny dwarf Gimli in the book: fucking mega simp

I have been invited into a group where we have discussed gender identity and I have been quizzed on if my lips are "natural"

Do NOT do this in a charming pub they'll talk to you and make you miss your train and have to wait 2 hours for the next one