if you can't bet on yourself tf are you even living for

yo this isn't funny @orangie we still got a few more hours of memescope monday right? i need this bro

just saw a dude in a chat pick up a double shift tonight to have enough funds for memescope monday like he's not gonna get eviscerated onchain tomorrow

you are at your most retard the first few months you get hit it big, i was buying 6 figs of $SUSHI because a random tweet said it was a good dip buy right at the start of the last bear market

trenches so bad i went on tiktok and they are calling for the public execution of cented

smartest guy i know bridged out everything in 2021 after hitting a 1m port, bought an apartment building, and lives off rent money and plays CSGO all day i didnt do that so now i have to buy coins about ai generated fruits and shitpost for a living

can't believe it has come to this but i need help i recently took a massive hit to my port (.5 SOL) top blasing into the 7 wanderers coin thinking it'd be the next $PUNCH and i have bills coming up soon please donate what you can, anything helps https://t.co/8ibu7pY77U

i started working at walmart and outperformed all my group chats this month

i'm the only one wearing chrome hearts in the unemployment line

Enough with the FUD I sent $100k each into $MEGA, $MON, and $XPL because I believe in these projects long term Yes they are down right now, but that's just the bear market, I know these teams are some of the best in crypto right now. Like investing in $HYPE day one. Few.

bounce zone for $maxxing will continue to be the $1.5m~ area until proven otherwise

january we had the penguin february we had punch march we have the 7 dogs as our next multi 8 fig animal runner?

the deep state, the jews, the chinese, the CIA, the FBI, the iranians, the saudis, binance, coinbase, wintermute, hyperliquid, vitalik, and toly himself wake up every morning to make sure you specifically lose money today

has there been a single mass airdrop in recent memory that outperformed expectations? monad and backpack shat the bed, and both don't have any actual organic users outside of airdrop farmers the last good one was probably hype over a year ago

employcels be like if i take more than 2 weeks off a year my boss will fire me only to get replaced by AI anyway

has any crypto game ever attracted real players. Was blockchain gaming ever actually a thing

my life’s goal is simple. I want enough money that nothing bad can ever happen in my life again ever

the phrase goy cattle becomes more prevelant every day

"when is retail coming" bro retail is outperforming us working at burger king

the $MOLT and BAGS meta was nearly 2 months ago, and nothing has ran as hard since, this has been the most boring period in a long while i'd even take some giga bags token scams at this point if they run before rugging