Done all but here’s the dashboard for number 7

If you go for a wedding and this thought crosses your mind, then you’re an evil person. Please check your heart posture.

I can write better code than Claude Code, but I cannot write code faster than Claude Code and I can prompt Claude Code such that the code written is pretty close to what I would like. Mixed feelings, but, I think this is the golden age of software.

Rule of thumb for investment in fundamentally solid stocks: 1. If price drops 10%, just hold 2. If price drops 20%, add 10% 3. If price drops 30%, add 30% 4. If price goes up 10%, just hold 5. If price goes up 20%, still hold 6. If price goes up 30%, sell 10% 7. If price goes up

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool. 🚶‍♂️

Every real nigga knew this while growing up.

You go think say Netflix useless until you enter Prime

Companies would rather lose a good employee than fix their toxic management team.

I agree like mad

My net worth will hit a million dollars this year

They can’t marry bus driver in Nigeria but they can marry a truck driver in US or Canada. MMS

I think something drastic has to be done to the issue of house rent in Nigeria as it is.

Never Leave Gaps or Use Paragraphs whenever YOU ARE WRITING A STATEMENT in police custody

KPMG dropped a bomb on the new tax act. Suddenly Taiwo Oyedele and his experts have all gone offline. Suddenly suddenly. Lessons.

@jabusky17

**“When I was filming Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift, I was still making a living as a waiter. Yes—literally. The movie was already in theaters, people were lining up to see it, my face was on posters… but I still depended on tips to pay rent. I was paid about $20,000 for that

Someone just submitted a ticket asking why their laptop is running slow. I remote in. They have 3 Chrome windows open with 60+ tabs total. I close all but 5 tabs. Computer runs fine now. I write in the ticket: "Resolved - Optimized system memory allocation and cleared

😂🤣

Instead of cutting down expenses, I've decided to make more money.

Once MTN realises you’re enjoying a particular “relatively cheap” data bundle, they’ll quickly remove it from your options😭😭😭😭

"I don't think Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have enough hunger to become football managers. I think they've had so much success as players both on and off the field. They became billionaires while still playing football professionally, so rest assured they won't be happy