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@KilHer_Instinct
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Just a lady in the land of man tweeting whatever. Can ya dig it? Keep it sweet with love and peace. @kilherinstinct.bsky.social
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Joined January 2011
About last night…don’t know if I had a time but a time definitely had me. ☺️🖤
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The betrayal was too much mane. Til this day my mama can’t feed me anything. I be questioning everything. Nah nah let me see the packaging too damnit. I be reading everything. I will not be got again. So when you see me in the store reading everything mind ya fucking business.
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Mane I ran back to the kitchen and asked my mama. She confirmed what my sis said and I spit that shit out so fast. Like why would you feed me some nuts mane?? My mama was laughing because she know I been eating the shit for years 😭
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Nigga what?? I’m all like “I’m not eating that either. I’m eating honus or however mama said it was. I’m like girl they mountain oysters” She said “girl you know man can’t talk. She saying HOG NUTS”.
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I got my plate and came back in the room still going on about it. We got into a little argument about it and she was testy but I kept pushing it until she bust out “GIRL I’M NOT EATING NO DAMN HOG NUTS”.
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My big sis would never eat it. Her diva ass was always picky. One day I asked her why because I thought it was a top tier meal. Like girl you tripping. I told her that it was just like chicken gizzard or pork chop and gravy. She had no problem eating that. I was such a smartass.
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It’s about time I tell my story 😭. Back when I was little my mom had a mean lisp when she took her dentures out and she Memphis af. My favorite meal she would make was fried mountains oyster smothered in a brown gravy. She also call it honus, or at least thats what I thought
Food that traumatized you as a child??????.
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He can’t be from the south. Slaw is just as important as the potato salad and deviled eggs.
Coleslaw should be outlawed. There’s no reason for it to be a thing. No one has ever shown up to a cook out and asked “where the slaw at?”.
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I’m not going back and forth with anyone on this damn app. Fuck you and be blessed fuck nigga.
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This is exactly why I pack the most delicious and nutritious meals. Today was meatball sliders. 😋.
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Oklahoma City police say Lawrence Kuykendall made fun of a mentally disabled strip club janitor & threatened him with a knife Saturday night. The "disabled" janitor proceeded to beat his ass! 😂👏
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42 mil for viagra a year and you worried about a SNAP being used to buy beverages. There are bigger fish to fry hoe 🙄.
I believe most would agree that SNAP benefits should not be used to buy soda. Agree?.
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Third row fasho.
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I’m deep in this book and this shit getting wilder by the minute 😂
I’m about to read a book about this girl who’s being stalked and she falls for him but discovers his twin brother is obsessed with her too and when she’s intimate with the stalker boyfriend, she lets his twin watch
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Credit repair scammer.
Humor me:.What does it look like I do for a living?
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If you got the kind of dick the will make me wanna tattoo it on my back…keep it. Like I hope this not the scale to size 😂.
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A lil cake ain’t hurt none, just can’t be child bearing hips 😂.
Women HATE men with hips, I been scaring the hoes just by standing up.
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I would’ve broke my ankle getting up outta there 😂.
One of my coworkers quit his dad left him 30mill when he passed type of shit I’m tryna be on for my family.
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That man would turn his head to the left and 1/4 of the stadium would faint. Aura unmatched.
Michael Jackson is the only celebrity I know who can make a crowd literally pass out just by standing in one spot without saying a word or moving a muscle. Name another celebrity with that type of power.
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