KiddWrites
@KiddWrites
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Philosophy teaches us that to be a good person, you need to be nice to kids, be nice to pets, get therapy, and do drugs. He/Him
Joined March 2021
I guess the 49ers don’t need to cut Juice anymore 😂
The #NFL has officially announced the cap will be set at $255.4 million per club, via @TomPelissero A $30M increase 😳
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The problem is, people confuse plot holes with plot contrivances.
Stories you haven't experienced yet are not plot holes. Stories you don't like are not plot holes. Stories you experienced, but forgot about, are not plot holes. (no shame in that, happens to all of us) Stories where characters make sub-optimal decisions are not plot holes.
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I feel like a lot of people are missing the point Evan is making: It's not that Wonka shouldn't be creepy. It's that he needs to be so charming that you don't always pick up on how creepy he is.
Gene Wilder was charming and witty, Depp and Chalomet are just fuckin weird and creepy. Idk how people remaking these movies don’t understand that. If a man has a chocolate factory with a bunch of little people working for him he can’t be inherently creepy AS WELL
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Teleporting to escape a squirrel. Summoning a god to find a hat. Cowering from Santa Claus. Ezra Bowler never knows what’s gonna happen next when he’s spending the day with Jake Salvador! Jake Salvador: Wizard Extraordinaire! https://t.co/NJLuEMA6uJ?
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Teleporting to escape a squirrel. Summoning a god to find a hat. Cowering from Santa Claus. Ezra Bowler (Ezzy to his frineds) never knows what’s gonna happen next when he’s spending the day with Jake...
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#WritingCommmunity!!! It’s time for #ShamelessSelfPromoTHURSDAY !!! Drop the links to your stories below! Read and RT as many as you can!
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Finished another draft of Divided. It was an interesting experiment. The Kindle Vella Version had been written to be open to interpretation in a way I just don't feel works for a Novella. I had to try and figure out how to fill the gaps in the puzzle.
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Hey #WritingCommunity! My wife and I are in the process of fulfilling a lifelong dream of running a bookstore. Currently, we've mostly got used books, but if any writers want a platform to sell their books, feel free to DM me! https://t.co/lMPDUuN8hQ
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Ah, the Bojack Horseman problem. You give a bad person sympathetic features to make them relatable, but relating to the character makes some people feel like it's ok to be a bad person.
The Punisher isn't problematic. He's a bad guy we root for because he kills worse bad guys. The problem is the dummies in jacked pickups festooned with Punisher stickers who don't grasp that the Punisher is a bad guy.
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One of the few pieces of Star Wars lore that has remained consistent since the 70s is that the Jedi weren't eliminated overnight. People knew about Darth Vader hunting Jedi before they knew Owen wasn't Ben's brother.
it’s actually a common misconception that any Jedi died during Order 66
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My review of The Batman is basically the same as my review of its trailer: It is an incredibly well made movie about a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and beats up people because he's sad that his parents got murdered. But it never at any point felt like Batman.
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Both the best and worst part about Pattinson's Batman was how much he was played and written as a total dweeb.
Everyday I think about how Bruce could’ve solved Riddler’s puzzle within the first 5 minutes of the movie if he was more in touch with the working class. Viewing a carpentry tool only as a murder weapon. Just such peak Batman storytelling.
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I didn't realize that finding a head canon that lets me fully enjoy both performances would upset people.
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Oh god, this take again. That isn't what happens. I really wish people would stop saying it.
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I will actually fight you.
I think this is a hot take? I personally don’t like that cayde seems to be coming back in some way. That’s what made Forsaken so iconic. A death of a beloved character by the hands of a tormented prince. Now he’s just back because plot armor. My initial thoughts at least.
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Who the hell put Amy Schumer on this list?
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And now I'm just imagining Matt Berry saying "It is my destine to mine for the cuuubess."
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Briefly thought that, but then I adopted a head canon that Dhawan is actually the regeneration between Simms and Gomez and all my complaints about the portrayal were solved.
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WE GET TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE LONG BOY IN THE SOUP!!!!! #Destiny2
https://t.co/UyFYfyDwED
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