Howard CrewSox
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Baseball | MKEBrewers-CHISox | Horror Slut | Punk Rock | Cat Dad | Call me hot, not pretty
Uptown, Chicago
Joined June 2025
Beautiful day at the park. Is it weird the classic view makes me want French fries? 👀
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Y'ever walk down an unshoveled sidewalk with YakTrax like a boss?
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To the better half. "You have three dinner options" 1. White People Taco Night 2. Chicken Thigh Sunday with that squash we've had since November and some rice. 3. "Fuck Karen, CrewSox's is better" ziti. She chose #3 ❤️
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Thank you, @Shellyteslarep, for your input into Brewers post-season analysis.
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I'm exceptionally happy that I have a level-headed, ongoing discussion with my supervisor regarding punctuation. Because it matters. #AP4Lyfe
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I kinda had a moment tonight where I was like, "You've kinda done wings, you don't actually want wings". I'm pretty sure I thought this because all I really wanted was a McDonald's shitty cheeseburger. Neither were indulged. #Wings4Eva, TV show was okay
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The Gedney pickle jingle is up there with Motel 6's. This is CrewSox, and we'll leave the light on for ya. https://t.co/dacf6jwWJy
grown ass man saying he doesn’t like pickles because they are like “seaweed” ⁉️
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I saw Abella Danger on like six mainstream news sites today, and not a peep from @MySoxSummer. Mark it zero, dude.
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My appreciation for @KenWo4LiFe is like the pagan calendar. It waxes and wanes as #WST becomes Bears or Cubs fans. But never ceases to be at the center of the pantheon.
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"Fallout" season 2 as better to season 1 as "Fallout 3" to "New Vegas" #Fallout
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