Solid Khalid
@KhalidMerchant
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I know words. I have the best words.
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2011
4th down, season on the line and Caleb Williams hit the Jordan Jumpman logo in Chicago 🔥
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Here’s a look at the crowd breakdown. Oregon is in about the 11-to-12 part of the clock, Indiana everywhere else.
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I find it cool how Indian St Patrick's Day intersected with Irish Holi this year.
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Imagine being 40 years old and being able to leap 30 feet in the air and dunk it on everyone
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2025 expectation : flying cars and world peace 2025 reality: everything’s on fire and tickets to small new artists cost $300
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If you have not read “The Things They Carried” by Tim Obrien, if you EVER tell me I ramble or tell stories too long, I will not ever respect you. Just know.
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Putting a tip option on a self-serve order kiosk at a fast food restaurant is psychotic behavior @shakeshack
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Donald Trump announces that Tua Tagovailoa will lead the Department of Neuroscience
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Change in Chicago: Shane Waldron is out as the Bears offensive coordinator, per sources.
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Yooo, if you’re playing Michelle Branch in 2024 I only have one thing to say to you. Hi! We should be friends!
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Some of you did not have a copy of Aesop's Fables growing up and it shows
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There are about 50-70 dogs who live in my building. I know most of their names. There are about 500 humans who live in my building. I know the names of maybe 10 of them. That ratio makes me really sad. Like, why don't I know more of the dog names?
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I had a dream last night I peed my pants and a bunch of teenagers made fun of me... I turn 33 soon... How's your life going?
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Another wonderful interaction with the Chicago police. Thanks for not righting me a ticket you were well within your writes to rite.
V pleasant interaction with the police today. I was breaking several laws. We had a brief chat about cars, @KanwalLalani's breakfast preferences, the meaning of life (while they ran my plates to make sure I wasn't doing more crimes) and then I went home. 10/10 would recommend.
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Hey you, I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! It's not? Strange. I thought we had the same birthday.
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