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🦍 multi-disciplinary degenerate. not financial advice, not real advice. advisor @evincowinerydao & @rebootgg_ , co-host @rektradio_ , partner @rollbitcom
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Wow this is unreal. I was just on a boat and had my hardware wallets on me since we’ve been nuking and I fell overboard. They literally sank to the bottom of the ocean... holy fuck unreal. I’m in shock, I guess I have no more crypto left.nothing to see here it’s fucking gone..
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In case anybody is interested I will make it my life mission to integrate $SOS into everything I do in crypto. As a payment option, as lending collateral, for staking to earn other NFTs. I also don’t know the anon dev that created it, and the keys are burned. But it feels right.
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Crypto now enters the slow bleed of death. Confidence completely gone, no buyers left, no positive catalysts. On the flip side, probably no forced sellers… so the market will be low volatility, but also illiquid. It will sit and stair step lower Over long duration.
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@stoolpresidente
this is a text written by someone still up at 8am from the night before, not an early riser... hand the keys over
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This venn really hittin in this range innit
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Maybe i'm crazy, but if someone offers you money that is considered life changing for you on an illiquid jpeg.. you should take the money. Hear me out. Your jpeg may continue to go up and theoretically realize a higher valuation over time, but they're giving you ETH most of the
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For real tho what the hell is happening in NFT market right now… everyone has infinite eth and an insatiable appetite for JPEGs?
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Well. Shit. I mean I’m going to be forever known as the guy who sold a Deafbeef set too early most likely. But 110e to 2200e in 3 months is just something I felt compelled to take. A lot of ppl will disagree with my decision here, but it is what it is.
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Just closed on a beach house for my pops to retire into 🤝 . Don’t give up young degens… simply, trade better.
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I’m literally in 7 telegrams, 30 discord’s, and have 50 opensea tabs open checking floors… no time for anything. Meanwhile ppl IRL talking to me, ppl on Twitter, ppl everywhere. Trying to sell shit on opensea, trying to buy shit on opensea..does it end 🍾JPEG summer baby 😰
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From a decade+ of trading experience I’m saying a very rare spot approaches. Be patient, don’t fuck it up, it’s an account multiplier for those who play it correctly.
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Funny, I used to give a shit about btc and eth prices. Now that I just trade alts and NFT’s I pray that they range into eternity. Just farm my dick off and buy JPEGs..living my best life… no stress. Fuck price appreciation of majors… I want flat line for life.
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Yo what the fuck dude I put this up at 69 as a joke… I couldn’t delist because I’m not by Pc… stop buying my shit
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Confirmed real and leaked on Fidelity alrdy lmao....
It's getting approved today 100%
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NFT’s we’re overheated and I said it multiple times. Then I attempted some high risk flips at the literal top like a greedy idiot (skelly meebit). Now I’m a bag holder of quite a bit of stuff. What now? Well, I think things continue to go lower unfortunately.
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Looking for an NFT intern.
-Alert me to price changes
-Make sure I don’t miss free shit/ airdrops
-Research new and notable projects
-Provide daily updates on current holdings
-More shit I can’t think of rn
Will pay u something idk yet depends how good you are. DM resume
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75 billion SOS tokens between all my wallets lmao … SOS to $1 is programmed
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Realizing any nft projects that gain a significant community, have utility, and have good active devs are basically never sells. Not really a reason to sell a 10-20k supply that achieves the above benchmarks once reached and sustained for a period of time. Find those and hold.
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If u sell ur SOS u hate NFT’s, decentralization, and web3. Don’t sell a fucking coin until it gets to $1 or until I sell first.
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gm
This is no longer a negative comment about APE or BAYC account. You guys win. I was wrong, enjoy your wealth, I’ll enjoy poverty.. I’m happy for you! Pos vibes only.
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Just landed in Bahamas with
@gainzy222
&
@DaRealMilkBagz
. Here to extradite Sam. 🫡
>after degenerate gambling all weekend
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gg
Bought by
@KeyboardMonkey3
for $1M 2 days ago.
Sold for $2M 2 days later, thanks for playing.
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Actually being inside the industry and knowing what took place and seeing the articles coming out that are complete misinformation is disturbing. So this just confirms everything main stream media prints on every topic is most likely fabricated sensationalism to push narratives.
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just got this live footage from my quantitative analyst at the WIF event...
needless to say I'm positioning accordingly
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💀
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I mean I'm starting to think its possible to do 29k and 1800....
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Should rename this collection to Invisible Dollars after you lose 50% on these buys within a week
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My whole net worth might just end up in LOOKS and MAGIC by the end of this and I’ll be on the streets or in the citadel
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What has happened to the crypto space fr?
I mean, the smart ppl were just ponzi schemers in the end, but now its just all idiots and grifters. Timeline is unreadable and memecoin era has truly taken the collective IQ way too far to the left. It's tough to watch...have some…
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Ahhh very cool, so you’re saying I could have made 3M if I just held another week? niceeeeeee
Punk 2338 bought for 1,500 ETH ($4,379,924.93 USD) by 0x7cd3fc from 0xfab9b8.
#cryptopunks
#ethereum
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BTC will impulse up 3-5% off the headline etf approval. Then will instantly sell right back off and reference and spike back down 3-5% below the price it came from.
Then it'll bounce and just be right back at the same price as the release when everyone realizes money doesn't…
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Sometimes you just need a piece of art & that piece was this masterwork by
@Ness_Graphics
for me today. The details resonate so much with me & speak to the current time we're in, this piece is a time capsule. Happy to win it!
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thanks for the reminder bro! Yeah I’m super stoked I sold the fucking ghost 1/1 for dust
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[db] Jonah Hill said to be cast as Sam Bankman-Fried in upcoming documentary.
Film title said to be “Casting Couch: Effective Altruism”
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Wait, is this the classic double Dutch reversal of fortune as the whole timeline agreeing a big nuke about to happen… so now there won’t be a nuke and we bounce? Fucking levels to this psychology shit 😤
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Lol
@Chase
just closed all my bank accounts and credit card. The war on crypto is apparently real. What a joke of an institution.
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After meeting everyone this week and realizing where I am and what’s possible I’ve decided I’m taking down my leverage trading. There’s so much more possible, trading is how I got where I am, but it’s also how I’ll fall if I keep going. Not kidding, pinky swear, no fings cross
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Welcome back to your regularly schedule programming. Sorry to all those who were praying for the downfall to continue, I received some not so nice msgs.. tsk tsk.
BIG FUCKING THANK YOU TO
@fintechfrank
WHO WORKED HIS MAGIC TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN WHEN EVERYONE ELSE SAID IMPOSSIBLE
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gm ☕️
Still bearish on pfp collections and the greed, grift, and garbage in the space right now. I'm continuously bullish 1/1 art and I feel as if everyone has strayed away from it to pursue gambling liquidity games. Post your pieces below, going to share some this week.
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Bro are you fucking kidding me…. Lmao this fucking bug still exists? ROFL wow pretty ducking unbelievable… what a saga with this god damn penguin … so pissed off rn lmao
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So the Costo founders name is Sol Price…?
Jizzus fckin christ… I’m turning left so hard today …
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I’m short btc and eth. Things like doge pump and zombie coins pumping, froth too much. Due for a pullback. You all wouldn’t know what to do with a 10% dip on a daily at this point tbh.
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The ape land drop is going to make you a millionaire. You did it. There’s no way everyone piling into this spot blinded by extreme greed could be wrong.. into the face of global economic collapse. This was what you were born to do, buy and hold a yuga jpeg to generational wealth
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Just swept
@coolcatsnft
and
@cryptoadzNFT
floors. No denying that volume is coming back into the space at present time after tax year end. Cycling back to some previous winners. Cats have a coin + game coming and should continue to run into that. Toadz are an undervalued !vibe
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Why do NFT ppl shame everyone who takes a loss on a buy lol. Imagine if every time someone bought a coin and sold for a loss some clown made a post about it. Taking L’s is completely normal, just because it’s publicized here doesn’t mean you should be held hostage for doing it.
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TAKE THE LIFE CHANGING MONEY, CHANGE YOUR LIFE, BECOME LIQUID, INVEST AGAIN AND DIVERSIFY
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just swapped all my stables to eth too.. today is the flip to green day I was talking about.. literally all in
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Big Key Alert: I'm literally a day trader. Stop telling me i'm flipping daily, no fucking shit, news and price action changes quickly. Finding the bottom of the move wasn't an easy task, but its now been found and I'm holding long.
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Really hard to find reasons to be bearish anything rn.
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I got given a list of all the influencers who got into the $BANANA presale and allocations they were given, some of which who shilled undisclosed
200 likes and I’ll drop it
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How to make millions and create value in NFT’s…
Just write a thread over 5 posts long. That’s it. Peoples due diligence and attention span is about 4 posts and anything over that they assume you know what you’re talking about.
Ppl will eat up anything in a thread out here.
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A lot of ppl in my comments/mentions talking about losses I’m willing to take on NFT’s. I don’t give 1 shit about taking a loss, maybe u all could learn something. I have over 2000 eth in gains from NFT’s to offset. If I don’t think a project is gonna bounce why would I hold?
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Reply guys when they find out I wasn’t in art blocks or profile pic projects for the art and am willing to nuke their floor to $0
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In regards to SOS
>am I fucking around? Yes
>will it go higher? Yes
>will I dump on u tn? No
>will I dump on u tomorrow+? Maybe
>will I forget about it tomorrow? Maybe
>will I remember & join the multisig? Maybe
>will we pass SHIB? Yes
>will we go to $1? YES
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If you're a trader and not involved in NFT trading, but you're watching 1 min btc/ eth charts.. honestly wyd...NFT's not even close to dead, liquidity is great if you know where to look, its more fun than alts, market cap still insanely small, actually being adopted by non crypto
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DELIST ALL YOUR SHIT OFF TREASURE MARKETPLACE, THIS ISNT A JOKE. THIS WAS JUST STOLEN IN A MARKETPLACE EXPLOIT FOR 0 MAGIC, I JUST HAD A PINK SMOL STOLEN. THESE ARE NOT REAL SALES, DELIST NOW.
@Treasure_DAO
KILL THE SITE
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#NewProfilePic
finally joining the BAYC ecosystem! So stoked!! 1 BAYC = 1 MAYC = 1 PHAYC = 1 of those dog pics 🤝
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I must say, most of you are truly fucked in the head with your expectations of typical returns. Ruined by 2 years of up only. I’d get it into your minds quickly that 20% a day compounding, straight lines up with down ticks, things doubling monthly…all not sustainable or typical
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I just wanna protect people from this coordinated influencer pump bro, it’s inorganic.
*Moonpay gives another celebrity an ape*
Omg fuck yes! Steph Curry welcome to the community! We have the best and brightest minds in the space, paste seed phrase here with the rest of us!
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If you're long, now is where you close your pc for a few days and forget it. Everyone about to sell too early and begin shorting this up move in disbelief that we're bouncing. All the ppl who missed the entire short will now concoct reasons why its going to tank again.
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NFT land is legit insane, things just move so quickly ...you can't leave your pc ever. So many opportunities....
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Real talk…
If I have 0.2 BTC and BTC price goes from $65,000 to $68,000 does my 0.2 BTC change to 0.215 BTC?
Or does the BTC I have stay at 0.2 BTC at $68,000 in price?
Truly can’t figure it out…
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The fact that crypto can’t even sniff a down tick during the stock breakdown is noteworthy and something to watch.
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Personally bearish on new pfp projects. The trend is liquidity wave pump and fade out. It’s really hard for a team to deliver beyond that first liquidity rush and sustain momentum with more supply flooding online daily. It’s one of the reasons I’ve slowed buying new projects.
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Merry Christmas
@opensea
!! I better get some comps for paying $900k in fees bro...and this is just 1 account...
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And this my friends, is how it ends, with a few round trips and a happy ending for all. Thanks a million to PresidentCrypto for being a true member of the huddle,
@Berko_Crypto
for facilitating, and my redactedness for this amazing journey. I hope you’ve all enjoyed it 😂 🐧
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I'm sorry, but with how weak these bounces have been and how feeble the attempts have been.. there's 0 fuckin chance we aren't nuking these btc and eth supports.
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Not joking: woke up 9am this morning and max shorted btc and eth, then deleted bybit app from my phone so that I couldn’t paper hands the short. Well, forgot my Authenticator phone is at home, interesting pickle I’m in here.. didn’t think it would work like this….
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Running with a thesis that this down move was the necessary catalyst to begin the flippening of btc by eth. Eth wasn’t going to flip it with them both going up. Now btc can sit here and range and do Jack shit and eth can’t outperform with a large runway ahead of it to ath. gm
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How can u send this email if ur
@opensea
and not expect it to be replicated and phished … absurd
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Moonbirds are late end of cycle behavior. Ppl just shoving all their sidelined capital as hard as they can searching for that last drip of alpha.
It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out, I can’t justify buying these prices, but it was definitely a good trading opportunity
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This photo is real btw. I’m the one who took it.
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Randomly was in Art Blocks discord earlier, never am, and saw someone say spiral fidenza listed at 66 eth. Nearly shat myself as I sped to snipe it. Alas it was a hacked fidenza owned by BroJackson and not a true dump. I've decided to return it to Bro at cost...(cont)
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We’ll never see sub $2k eth again in our lifetime
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Leave it all on the field rn... all ur energy... long as fuck.
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It’s funny, it was painfully obvious as the top signals rolled thru. Search tweets, called it the entire way, I didn’t make an insane amount because it’s insanely hard to be short when shorting rarely wins. U had billionaires and others making 25 page threads on why ..
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Pro Tip: make yourself invisible on discord in settings, you’ll never receive a spam message again. I randomly came off invisible yesterday and received 15 messages trying to scam me, you don’t need to live like that just to show ppl ur online.
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I’d prolly secure your wealth and freedom if you’re one of the ppl up massively in NFT’s….About to become even more pvp, poverty on the horizon for many..maybe ur investments are with safe JPEGs and the world will grant u riches for doing & providing literally nothing .. idk tho
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Apparently it’s just easy as fuck prey upon ppl in this space by giving them something to gamble their hopium or sense of belonging on. Predatory crowd sourcing based upon ppls hope/ gamble that they mint the next big thing and win the NFT lotto is all this is evolving into. 👎🏻
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I aped 200 eth into MAGIC ecosystem today after reading this doc here’s the alpha for you. This is my last post on it for a bit, DYOR.
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The thing about the metaverse and having an nft avatar for it is that its many many years away. You'll have infinite more projects to choose from and infinite more opportunities with even more innovative avatars along the way. That's why current prices make 0 sense to me.
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Posted the preview of this long ago, but time to update now that the refrigeration unit is FINALLY going in tomorrow. Built this wine wall in the new basement. Need all wine recommendations below to begin filling this thing! 🍷
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Patiently waiting for the new
@beeple
piece to drop starring a grotesque SBF in some filthy orgy with Caroline. Bonus will be what they’re doing to the customers…
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What if alt coins just start launching NFT’s and the whole thing just comes full circle?
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Feels like there is one more nuke coming tbh
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Just tax loss harvested the skeleton Meebit. Suck my balls, yes I lost 125 eth (50%) on it.. congrats to Hemba who I bought it off of in a fomo at the pico top, congrats to new buyer, I’m sure Meebits about to be implemented into some massive value creation scheme since I dumped
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