Due to an high level of pawpular disinterest, here is mine littol song again! 🧡 And mine too Kevin! 🖤 #Hedgewatch

When meownself got big enough to go outside, mine mankini kept everything where it should be! @OdieOrville #mankinimonday 🐾🌈🧡

Mine #mankinimonday story began when meownself was littol and so smol 🧡 @OdieOrville

Pals, don't forget that tomorrow is #MankiniMonday, celebrating all the fun that 🌈Odie Bob Orville gave us! If mew wants to dress up in a Mankini, that would be fun, but the main thing is to remember Odie, our Mankini Maestro! Love from Kevin and Smudge 🧡🖤 #Hedgewatch

Meownself is having an existential meltdown moment. Purrlease send treatos. 🙀 #Hedgewatch

Dear Purristas, purrlease could we send an gift of your choice each to bestie Ollie, and dear furiends Alfie, Aunty Alyson, and Smokey & Cuddles? Thank mew in advance, love from Kevin and Smudge 🧡🖤 #HWCafe @jmw176 @CatsCamera @AlysonMeadowcr1 @TeresaLAlley1

Yesterday we lost a dear pal @OdieOrville who, among his many talents, was a Mankini maestro. We would like to offer a #MankiniMonday tribute - so if mew are as brave as Odie, please join us on 24th and let's see those Mankinis! Love from Kevin and Smudge 🧡🖤 #Hedgewatch

Great mews furiends! Smudge is now an official Bryan's Blankie Buddy joining meownself in fine company! We have an winter blankie each to keep us cosy now, thanks to @InfluencerBryan's clever Mummy. Love from Kevin and Smudge! 🧡🖤😸🐾 #Hedgewatch

Does the tartan suit me? Please answer by commenting A: Yes! B: Absolutely! C: Squeee! Thank you and love from Scottish Smudge 🖤😹🐾 #Hedgewatch

#WhiskersWednesday, Behold my cuteness, Smudge style. 🖤 #Hedgewatch

Get in! We'll batter your bacon, we'll batter your cheese, we'll batter our Mars Bars! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #WorldCup2026 #Scotlanf

Dadmin, surely mew has figured out by now that this big box on the kitchen wall isn't just an decoration, but is designed to warm mine patootie? Pawhaps try pressing the ON button? 🙄🧡 #Hedgewatch

Meownself is just taking an moment to remember how lucky we are to have an cosy home with plenty of food, and think of all the poor floofs who aren't so fortunate now that it's getting cold. Goodnight and be grateful for all you have. 🐾🧡🖤😿🐾. #Hedgewatch

Bish bosh bro! 🥊🖤🧡 #Hedgewatch

Now that #HWCafe has closed, it's time for Katz Deconstruction to remodel the tea room into a Drive-thru. Okay Barney, your assistant Smudge is ready! Oopsie! Sorry! 🙀🖤 @Wackelkasper

Irasshaimase! Meownself has arrived early at #HWCafe to meet mine furiends. Paw waves everyone 🐾🧡🙏🐾

THE MEWS IN HAIKUS Hedgewatch Café is Visiting a Japanese Tearoom. Ichiban. Kevin will be a Purrista from 5 to 6. Hope to see mew there! #Hedgewatch #HWCafe 🙏🧡

Here's an wee ditty, dedimacated to the cats o' Gleska, in pawticular @weegiemogs and @KKC255! Enjoy, wi love fae Kevin an Smudge 🧡🖤😹🐾 https://t.co/oXrkbLzTyO

Gee Dadmin, mew might like to try knocking next time!?! 🙀 #Hedgewatch

Dadmin: Why am I always skint? 🤔 Amazon: Your order of 2 x Cat Banana Hats has been delivered. ✅ Kevin: 🧡🙄 Smudge: 🖤🙄 #Hedgewatch

The Cat Toy Was Rubbish, But The Box Was Brilliant - Smudge Edition 🐾😹🖤🐾 #Hedgewatch