Kevin Thomas, Jr.
@Kevin_Thomas_Jr
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Joined April 2009
"I've got a tight 15"- open mic comic talking about this week's drinking budget
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"Beyonce makes me feel some type of way"-#AdelesBlackFriends
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Hating Trump feels like a full time job, so I guess he did get me a job. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
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I can't fight, so there's no hope for my kids. Maybe they'll be natural killers-- then I can Dexter them down to something more manageable.
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"Man, this country sucks"-people who hate Trump, and also Trump #InaugurationDay
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No, no. The eerie singing/angry look on Trump's face split screen is soothing.
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"I went from a size 18 to a butterface in just 10 weeks!"-this lady on this infomercial I'm watching
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An even stranger thing would be me liking something everyone else likes.
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How do I gracefully transition into using Twitter more for my musings? Should I start by not announcing it?
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Shout out to that kid who asked me if I ever heard that Biggie song called, "It Was All a Dream." Of course, I said, "No."
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Tweeting for twelve followers is what Jesus would have done.
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I'm going to pad my number of Tweets like restaurants pad their menus (vegetarian).
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I'm going to pad my number of Tweets like restaurants pad their menus with cheese.
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I'm going to pad my number of Tweets like restaurants pad their menus.
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Scientology commercial was the funniest #SuperBowl
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