RT @SoVeryBritish: Nearly having a panic attack when you hear "tickets, please!", as you sit in the correct seat holding your fully valid t….

RT @SoVeryBritish: Being asked if you're on lunch while holding a sandwich with a big bite mark in it.

RT @SoVeryBritish: "Say that again" - Translation: I was ignoring you then you actually said something quite interesting.

RT @SoVeryBritish: Last night: "We could get up early, have a bike ride, bake a cake, go to the cinema, have people round for lunch. ".Thi….

RT @SoVeryBritish: "Flat pack furniture estimated assembly time: 45 minutes" - Translation: Book a week off.

RT @SoVeryBritish: Accepting a quick drink:.- look at watch.- don't actually take in what time it is.- say "yeah go on then".- wake up next….

RT @getreading: Sky over Reading: Jupiter is ascending #rdguk #woky #bracknell #space

RT @SoVeryBritish: "I'll put the kettle on" - Translation: I'll temporarily solve all of our problems". https://t.co….

omg you're boring! Do something!.

@TDFourie get over yourself and sell something worth mentioning.