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I do not know all the facts but I aspire to learn what I can Dogs, Cats, Birds, Plant and Tree lover Violence is the refuge of the incompetent (Isaac Asimov)
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@SteveSchmidtSES
@charise_lee
Never before in our current time has one man undone so many Republican wrongs as Biden did. We stand with Biden.
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In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library.Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.
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What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of the bible
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@PrezLives2022
@Brooklynguy
If they remove their decision we now know their bigotry and prejudice has been established since they have given it already with this fake case.
#ExpandTheSupremeCourt
Or
#Impeach
And
#CodeOfEthicsCommittee
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Who would Trump protect and defend first?
1. America
2. Russia
3. Himself
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If the number 666 is considered evil is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?
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My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of their inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
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On April Fool's people are tricked into believing things that aren't true, which kind of makes it a religious holiday
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I have a joke about universal healthcare
but americans wont get it.
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I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I approached to ask why they were doing that...
Then IT hit me.
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I had tons of private messages from Muslims. As an apology I would like to say: "Islam is a religion of peace. As such I apologise for claiming it encourages bombing and violence."
Ok, I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats
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@OccupyDemocrats
As a professional gold digger she knows how to use the political situation to her personal advantage over Trump.
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What does the Quran have in common with weed?
Burn it and you get stoned
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@45Questor
@KovalovaOlga1
In what court did Trump sue Stormy Daniels and won ? If this is the case we can access the documents as its public domain now and paste it all over the net. Or just the name of rhe judge or the Trump lawyer will suffice to do so.
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If 666 is the evil number
Then 25.8069 is the root of all evil
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@MalcolmNance
American law is secular. If president cannot ensure the law is upheld, its the first step backwards to barbarism. Interpretation of the law is based on prior court cases. Its called continuity. Fascism is largely based on the leaders viewpoint of how he interprets the law.
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Why are there Religious holidays but no Scientific holiday?
Because Science always works.
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Caveman discovers weed
Caveman discovers fire
Stone age begins
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What's the difference between a cult and a religion?
In a cult, there is someone on top that knows itโs all nonsense.
In a religion that person is dead
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What do you call people who believe in Satan?
Christians
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If the number 666 is considered evil is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?
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Ivermectin users, how do you stand and sleep at night ?
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I am thinking of giving up on atheism... we have no holidays.
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What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy?
About 50 IQ points.
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Secret Telepathic Unilateral Preemptive Irreversible Declaration (S.T.U.P.I.D.) is a weapon used by Trump quite often
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Know your eclipses.
Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
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What is the phobia for religion called ?
Common sense
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Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?
I for one...
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@CalltoActivism
@grandpamike1
No one, just no one works so hard to reach the pinnacle for failure as Trump does.
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Is it only me or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle any longer ?
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
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@fiona_webster22
@MikeyMike1559
When your mind is over active you tend to stumble or slur words. Also, when you busy with a thought but start to wonder on your next thought as well.
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@RepStefanik
Have hit the ground running? It must have hurt very much to hit the ground running. It took you 100 days to dust yourself off to get to the realisation you have achieved nothing. Lol
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Anyone remember having to rewind a movie before returning it ?
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The Bible tells us to love each other.
The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
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Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history
Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted
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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said; maybe they'll marry each other.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
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@CalltoActivism
@Upschittscreek1
Trump better be careful of Bill Barr. The 2 of them might even share a cell together.
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How do religions reproduce?
They have sects.
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The Catholic church wants more people interested in priesthood. They got a lot of bad publicity so they started a campaign to recruit 100 lucky boys that can attend private school to become a priest for free.
Their slogan: "Find the priest inside of you."
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Birth rates in Alabama have declined due to COVID19...
... restrictions prohibiting family gatherings.
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What if an alien civilization has spotted us
And are now they live in constant fear since we started space exploration
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Jehovahโs Witnesses have some strange beliefs.
Like they believe Iโm gonna open the door.
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@Volodymyr_Zelen
I read a lot about how the Geneva convention is being trampled on with the capture of the Russian soldiers but people should realise these Ukranians are civilians in a war situation dealing with soldiers to stop a war peacefully in their way.
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If James Bond was Spanish.
"My name is Bond.
James Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria del los Remedios Bond."
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Next time someone asks you if you have found Jesus:
"Have you found Jesus?"
"Damnit, did you guys lose him again? Seriously, start using bigger nails."
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@bennydiego
Whether she is a Republican or a Democrat she was expressing her concerns, good or bad, to the others, in a meeting dealing with the issues and she gets arrested? Totally out of order.
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I know my tweets in response to religious issues borders on the absurd, but absurd beliefs deserve absurd responses. Amirite?
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Billions of years of evolution, and we are still able to accidentally bite the inside if our cheeks
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@OMGno2trump
@AliAdair22
Oh. My. Word!
It basically went like this;
Prosecutor: Did you appraise the Trump properties?
Appraiser: No. I did not.
Prosecutor: Did you know your name was used as the appraiser?
Appraiser: No
Defence Lawyer: Objection! This line of questioning certifies my client's guilt.
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@BlackKnight10k
@SPBMcKenna
Nope. Not everyone is indicted who deserves to be indicted. Also, the attemoted coup has exposed short comings in the law and these need to be addressed without infringing on the rights and liberties as espoused. It needs to close the lopholes for politicians to abuse the law.
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Husband: These orthodox shoes are great
Wife: You mean "orthopaedic" shoes
Husband: I stand corrected
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Flat Earthers believe there is a global conspiracy to discredit them.
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My grand daughter. No atheists, it is not an inviation to a potluck supper. The kitchen had no other space.
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When
#Atheism
works
The storm raged, ship was sinking fast.
The captain called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
A guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."
"Good. "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we'reย one short."
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Hell is probably full of Christians.
Just like American prisons.
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Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy?
Because schools are closed.
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I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough.
Turns out my parents weren't even related.
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Did you hear about the missionary who went to visit the cannibals?
He gave them their first taste of Christianity.
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Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex?
Because it's unbelievable.
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@votevets
@Anirtal61
And even when he saw the wrongness of Trumo and the Reoubkican Party he kept to his oath, the constitution and his belief in democracy. A true person of honour, integrity and statesmanship. A soldier of the people.
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@MacLinx
@susalaesq
And that is why we need ensure an overwhelming vote so that Democrats take both houses. I doubt if he will want to sit in the oval office then.
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Angel: "Mary, you will become pregnant while remaining a virgin."
Mary: "No fucking way?!"
Angel: "Yes the no fucking way."
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My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother
until my mom took the urn from me.
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I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough.
Turns out my parents weren't related.
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How did Marjorie Taylor Greene find out about the secret Jewish Space Laser?
It Torah hole in the atmosphere!
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Son asks his father why does he speak so lightly at home? Father replies because there is artificial intelligence that listens to everything we say.
Son laughs, the dad laughs, the microwave laughs
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I am about to get married to this woman.
However, I found out she has a wooden leg. What do you think? Should I break it off?
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Why do the AA bring Jesus into its meetings ? The guy turns water into wine
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Poop jokes arenโt my favorite jokes.
But theyโre a solid number two.
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My great-grandma started giggling at a family barbecue, and when I asked what's funny, she said, 'Everyone here is alive because I got laid
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If another new Covid variant does arise, do I go stand under a 5G tower to upgrade my vaccination ?
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Adam & Eve were the first ones to
ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
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There is a criminal in my town that keep stealing wheels from parked police cars.
The cops are working tirelessly to catch the suspect.
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@CBSNews
@Heartland4Peace
That is not guts but leadership from Beto O' Rourke. He did what he thought was right to confront the governor of Texas.
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I study different religious books. Through dedicated research, I found one similarity that the Bible, Quran, Torah, and even the Book of Mormon all share.
They are all equally flammable
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The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown...
People were lining up for blocks.
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Just caught a disgusting pervert on the bus.
He was watching pornography over my shoulder
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Rittenhouse not guilty ?
My admiration for America just dropped. Americans are fucking sick. Fuck America
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@plasticgeordie1
@rolandsmartin
@Andrews_JBA
America has more control over the possession, distribution, purchasing, selling of a child's sweet, Kinder Joy, than it allows overs guns.
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What did the missionaries give the cannibals?
Their first taste of Christianity.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
@voteblue8888
@BillKristol
If Haley an use her platform to expose how Trump is constantly being exposed as a Russian asset she will gain much more of his base.
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Jehovahโs Witnesses have some strange beliefs.
Like they believe Iโm gonna open the door.
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I just won the lotto. Any suggestions how I spend the 48 bucks ?
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So, if the Pope prays for his soccer team to win, is that match fixing ?
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@PastorJohnHagee
I can write an essay, nay, a book on this contrite statement in which you assume gods choice is man's choice.
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@grcastleberry
Its scary when myths are seen as history. But as many have said, Odin promised to destroy all ice giants and hey, there are no more ice giants.
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Did you know the guy who invented autocorrect is an atheist?
He's going to he'll
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@7Veritas4
@RESlST45
Can someone inform Trump the DoJ goes after criminals who break the law, be it a justice in SCOTUS, a president or a candidate standing for election. No one is better than what the law has to offer.
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@electroboyusa
The best interests of rhe country is to lock Trump up. To make it secure is to throw away the key.
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What is the best way for a demon to possess a human body ?
Asking for a fiend
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I still cannot comprehend people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.
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My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.
I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?
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