Sad day. RIP Chuck Norris

I bet the people that killed the kid in Barcelona were a bunch of disgusting dirty migrants that have no place in Europe Feel for the kids family. RIP

Credit to Rory for a good masters dinner

All the fat people at my gym apparently want to use every machine that I use in my specific autistic workout order today #Porkers get on the treadmill

Boston encore I am coming to take all your money (will lose it all)

Royale Boston kettama I WILL be inside you tonight

Table at kettama on Friday #LetsGo

Trying to hit the simulator and got jump scared

https://t.co/lTnLNW7zlN

Hey Indians and black people “Self checkout under 20 items” means you can’t bring your cart full of 100+ goyslop snacks paid for by ebt to it and take 25 minutes to scan Thanks

Heading to the office bathroom after a nicotine caffeine induced heat flash sends my taint into sweat overdrive and I need to re-wipe

Claude undrink the 16 espresso martinis I had last night and teleport me and my car home. Also bomb Israel in the process. Make no mistakes.

Creep > Creep (creep is still good tho)

#Cream #Team

#nerds

Where’s the 67, Framemogging, and bag filter #ferda

Felt cute might delete later #BagDox

Brizzard brought rots of snow

Connor Hellebuyck - Secretary of Defense

US FUCKING A HOCKEY GOD BLESS THE USA LETS FUCKING GO