Ketamine Capital
@Ketamine_Cap
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sell side slave | washed up college athlete to professional logo aligner | avid citi biker (6,500+ miles logged) | coconut water, golf & baseball enthusiast
Manhattan, NY
Joined June 2023
Today this girl told me that I am “incapable of expressing emotion” My response: “I just live my life through a risk neutral framework that leads to low emotional volatility”
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Interviewing a college kid: “Why do you want to pursue IB?” Him: “I’ve been around money my entire life…”
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Just put oat milk in my oatmeal. That’s gotta be sacrilegious
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What walking into the bullpen at 11AM on a Friday hungover feels like
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I have a dream That one day I won’t get pinged at 8am on a Saturday
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Nothing is certain except death, taxes & Rutgers students looking to connect
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They really turned the SF stock exchange into an Equinox…
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@fields_cotton Applogize in advance for your massive spike in LinkedIn engagement
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Men used to go to war, now they rank cake
Best slices of cake in New York 1. Veselka Medovyk 2. Cipriani Vanilla Meringue Cake … 999. Everything else
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*everyone in new york is drinking
everyone in new york is drinking guinness
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The different typeface used on the left side vs right side piss me off more than the list itself
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God forbid a white boi lounges on an orange subway car
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