Kerrydale Meltdown
@KerryFail
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Bringing you the recent Celtic fan updates from across the Masonic internet. HAIL HAIL!
Joined February 2014
The kitman giving advice to Paolo Bernardo before the restart. Guy doesn't seem to have any coaching or playing experience. Rodgers quite rightly telling him to stay in his lane.
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The league is a write off. Sack everyone and focus on 10 in a row next season.
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PSG must be raging man. Send Weah out to work with Rodgers and a month later Neil Lennon will be throwing chairs at him.
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Waited since January to open this up then do this. 9IAR
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This an absolute disgrace, I CANNOT and WILL NOT let this stand.
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Kerryfail if you are watching which I know you are because you are posting my posts. Post this one last one and I will find you. Not joking, last warning.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Drug test them !!
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Typical of Sevco to sign an American after we’ve signed some Japanese players. Always looking for conflict.
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Scott Brown retire now, cost us £20million and probably ma marriage the night, fuming.
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Is someone at UEFA ripping the utter pish with this total fine amount? . That CANNOT be a coincidence. UEFA BIGOTS!
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THEY’VE PINNED IT! . AN OFFICIALLY PINNED KERRYFAIL!. ACCOUNT = COMPLETE.
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Nothing to see here, nothing at all. Nah only Sevco players with a pre-planned display of sectarianism.
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disgraceful commentary, there will be reaper cushions for this
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This you?
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Only 1 option for us now and that’s to phone the police on Morelos.
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Av no sat in a fucking binbag for over 2 hours for Lennon ti get the fucking job.
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Weins came running through saying they’re wanting a sash bash, went through and this was on the fucking tele. Weins won’t stop saying sash bash noo, fucking fuming.
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I have phoned the police and written an email to the sports minister in regards to @RangersFC illegal signing of @aaronramsay. I will write to UEFA after my dinner (munchy box).
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The hun in law just phoned me there and just laughed for 30 seconds then hung up.
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Keep shouting fuck off Lennon and the dug Lennon hinks am shouting at it and keeps running away, fucking sin but it’s Celtic’s fault.
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Look. at. the. fucking. state. Away to bed, night ruined.
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Drug test The Rangers FC (2012) playing squad - a petition.
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That’s absolutely sickening, convinced they were out and they’ve topped the group. Makes me ill.
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For those on the complaining about the “KerryFail” account on twitter besmirching the good name of the forum and the Celtic support in general - we are aware of the account and are working with Celtic behind the scenes on it.
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This better be deleted, I know him, he’s in the IRA so you better all delete it.
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This is a disgraceful attack, I hope it was caught on CCTV 😡
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Cannot be real.Celtic must take action now. A full financial investigation into this clubs finances must b done now and this must b public info as this club has cheated Scottish football 1 2 many times now and Celtic should not stand for this. No financial fair play here. Scandal.
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Just got my COVID booster and the guy at the centre said “ye might feel a wee prick” and a said “dinni worry pal, av already felt Morelos” hahahaha about 10 tidy nurses laughing 💪 . Got 2 of their numbers an aw.
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Did morelos really have to kick the ball in the net that hard when he could’ve just rolled it. The anger in that klub runs from the boardroom, to the fans to the players.
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To the Celtic fan that dropped his pants and shat all over my maws car for absolutely no reason - it’s on the front camera so your face and spotty arse will be getting sent straight to the police and Celtic 👍🏻.
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Lafferty is a wee rat,so close to fucking a coin at him. no paid till next week though.
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A feel like am the only person who spots the subliminal messages like this. Scottish football is a fix and a won’t be convinced otherwise. Fucking 1690.
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An utter disgrace the abuse this man was subject today, booed off the park. Felt for him when he tore the wig off, couple of the wee Bhoys in front of me asking if it was the really the real Santa after that - magical day ruined.
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WhatsApp rumour!!!!.Supposedly Lennon and Brown just had a fight in the dressing room, Laxalt tried to split it up and got his glasses broke, he’s now really upset and looking to end his loan spell.
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This you?
@GrahamSpiers Ladies and gentlemen, the everyone anyone campaign. Oh except the Irish, catholics, disabled and Japanese.
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Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.Please play Halliday.🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
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Andrew Dallas has awarded Sevco 6 penalties in 2 games, 4 today and 1 in another.
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Phoned the police on Kent, that’s inciting gun crime, they’ll get back to me soon.
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Heard a rumour from a Hun at work that it’s Kris Boyd behind the KerryFail account. .
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Great stat I heard today: . No keeper has ever kept a clean sheet when Kyogo Furuhashi has scored against them. HH ☘️.
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Kicked the wrapped toy for the wein at full time and it won’t stop singing, had ti unwrap it, switch it off and wrap it up again. Wife going mental, fuck this like.
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Wow, this is a disgrace, how was this allowed on the TV? And ti think a let my son and daughters watch it without supervision. Just what is the world coming to?
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I hope Sevco know there will be reaper cushions next time we play for how there acting right now.
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They’re playing Beautiful Sunday, taking the fucking pish.
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Should’ve got told to get to fuck when this photo of him was outed. Back to shagging kangaroos ya traitorous hun.
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