Kerry Close
@KerryClose
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Comms @groupgordon. I like running, and once upon a time, I could spell. Dog mom to Mallow. Let regret end at the start of the day.
New York, NY
Joined May 2012
609 is trash...732 is where it's at
June 9 is the day to celebrate one of New Jersey's old-school telephone area codes, 609. 📞 The 609 was born in 1957 and is still ringing today. Hands up if you've got a 609! 🙌
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Are you joking me that #Peloton shares closed 5% down today bc HBO made the lamest choice ever to kill Big after a ride?? I’m actually outraged
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I’ve decided that the world is divided into good people, and people who don’t make a huge public scene over how cute my puppy is.
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Happy 4th to our neighbors who have been rocking a boppin’ early 2000s playlist all day. 🇺🇸
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Did you know that the plural of oasis is oases? Am I weird to find that interesting?
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Nothing gets my OCD revved up like people who don't cash checks in a timely manner.
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The tragedy of wedding registries and COVID-related production issues: We are now the proud owners of a knife sharpener, but the knife block is out of stock indefinitely.
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Of my own volition, I am watching #TheMasters2021 and enjoying it. While I might be a little embarrassed, I’m not afraid to admit it.
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Can someone explain to me why, a year-plus into a global pandemic, people still walk at/directly toward me on the sidewalk? No disrespect but I am trying to stay away from you all!!
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I'm truly split on whether I love or loathe that this is news.
Ruh roh! Biden pooch drops doggie doo in White House hallway.
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I'm back. How does a customer service line just not pick up the phone?
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i can't believe a member of the monarchy would bully a commoner
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Just signed patient consent forms at a dentist visit during a global pandemic. Folks, it’s been real.
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and 2) These lines really do everything they can to avoid actually speaking with you, which I have to admire.
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Further updates: 1) I wouldn't be surprised if my ultimate demise comes while on hold with a customer service department
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Another day as an adult, another day on hold with a customer service department.
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