Kephfas
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Professional Wrestling Commentary (WWE☝🏽 / TNA / AEW) | Enjoyer of Memes | Parody | Strictly Opinions |🔔 Turn Notifs ON
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Joined November 2022
If you’re a fan of the OVW 4, I can’t see how you wouldn’t like Austin Theory. If Randy Orton, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, and Batista had a child, it would be Austin Theory. The corporate look✅ The muscular build✅ The charisma✅ The in-ring ability✅ The ability to sell✅ The
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Several IWC accounts criticizing Austin Theory’s new look is wild to me when you consider most of the IWC is too fat and mentally ill to even get out of bed, let alone ever see a gym a day in their pathetic lives.
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If you’re a fan of the OVW 4, I can’t see how you wouldn’t like Austin Theory. If Randy Orton, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, and Batista had a child, it would be Austin Theory. The corporate look✅ The muscular build✅ The charisma✅ The in-ring ability✅ The ability to sell✅ The
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Mick Foley is separating himself from WWE due to their relationship with President Trump. Will the IWC do the same? I hope so. These dregs of society should follow suit and should stop watching immediately. It’s what’s best for business.
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Well over 4 million views now, and climbing. Vince McMahon knew when he had a superstar in front of him. All of those haters who doubted are about to be surprised by what Austin Theory is capable of.
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Several IWC accounts criticizing Austin Theory’s new look is wild to me when you consider most of the IWC is too fat and mentally ill to even get out of bed, let alone ever see a gym a day in their pathetic lives.
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The future of the WWE is back. Hopefully Austin Theory gets catapulted straight to the main event picture.
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They just literally copied the locker room segment/sequence from the New Day when they turned on Big E.
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Cena tapped while smiling. I’ve been wondering what was going through his mind during this moment… Probably something like this: “Fvck TKO, HHH, WWE, every fake two-faced wrestler on the roster saying goodbye to me right now, and fvck my entire retirement tour. Off to
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“The Retirement Era.” John Cena kicked it off. AJ, Rey, Brock, Seth, CM Punk, Randy, and Roman are all next.
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Thank you, WWE and HHH, for showing Vince McMahon for John Cena’s farewell. John Cena appreciates it.
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>Me: “The SNME card sucks. HHH should be ashamed of himself.” >IWC: “Cena wanted to showcase up and coming talent. It wasn’t HHH’s decision.” >Me: “The Main Event of SNME was solid. Predictable, but solid.” >IWC: “The Main Event sucked. Cena should have won. HHH is the worst
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The heat is on Gunther. It’s also on HHH. Multiple people can have heat simultaneously, as hard as that is to imagine. 🤡 https://t.co/r97G4N8I7V
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Imagine being this parasocial. COVID19 really did change the world. Fluoride too.
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>Me: “The SNME card sucks. HHH should be ashamed of himself.” >IWC: “Cena wanted to showcase up and coming talent. It wasn’t HHH’s decision.” >Me: “The Main Event of SNME was solid. Predictable, but solid.” >IWC: “The Main Event sucked. Cena should have won. HHH is the worst
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