KeithTheGooner
@KeithTheGooner
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Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process.
London
Joined January 2009
There’s no Arsenal game this weekend, so the best thing to do is get engaged to somebody (doesn’t matter who) and then book me as your wedding photographer!. Launching my new wedding photography website today with a special offer of charging 20% extra to any Spurs brides!
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We’ve still got him rattled and sleep deprived
Ruben Amorim's post-match reaction.
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They’ve proven that they can beat any team in the Carabao Cup with that loss.
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“Following our defeat to Arsenal, I said that we have proven that we can beat any team in the Premier League. That statement was factually correct. Grimsby are NOT in the Premier League.”
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We are two penalties away from the Grimsby and United keepers taking them. Get on ITV1 now.
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This bloke is 14 in the same way that Eze is a Tottenham player.
A future Man Utd star? 🤩. 14-year-old JJ Gabriel has been told he will train with Ruben Amorim's first-team squad at times this season 🔴
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Tim Lewis can do the funniest thing right now.
🚨⚪️ Tottenham are still trying to get Manchester City green light for Savinho, as reported last night. #MCFC hierarchy blocking the move as they want to keep Savinho but Spurs are pushing again. Thomas Frank, big fan of the Brazilian.
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Imagine being Eze right now. Moments away from eternal damnation being sent to the cesspit of N17th and then saved by winning the football lottery and coming to the Garden of Eden, where you can be inspired by Max Dowman and the crew.
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Haevertz faking his knee injury this afternoon just to spite the N17th lot
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Let’s Go Eze.Let’s Get Nuts.Let’s look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck.Let’s Go!
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Spurs are so Spursy that they have managed to lose to the mighty Arsenal on a night when they’re not even playing. Spursy.
🚨🔴⚪️ Crystal Palace accept tonight £60m package from Arsenal for Eberechi Eze, agreement club to club done. Arsenal finalising contract terms with Eze with player keen on joining #AFC project. ⏳🧨
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Petition the UK Government to enforce Arsenal Football Club to wear the incredible third kit in the 2025/26 EUFA Champions League Final.
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Just finished the final episode of Cobra Kai. Deserves to be talked about in the same breath as Sopranos, Breaking Bad and whatever the fuck your favourite show is. @CobraKaiSeries @WilliamZabka @jonhurwitz @McSchlossberg
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Fun fact, it only takes an extra 12 minutes to walk from Seven Sisters tube station to reach Kai Tak Sports Park in Hong Kong than it does to walk from Seven Sisters tube to White Hart Lane. #NLD #NorthLondonIsRed #HongKongIsRed.
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