Black TurtleDino🦖
@KeelaNoMates
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I Have Zilch To Say. RIP Harambe!! Stew Chicken Bandits Not Welcome‼️🇯🇲🏳️🌈
Neverland!
Joined July 2010
When u get a unexpected guest and ur forced to put a bra on
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Clicking “notify anyway” for me is pointless Not only is my phone on DND but my notifications are off!
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Had every flavour!!! Man I miss that guy on my snap that used to sell these
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i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all day on Sundays. ❤️🔥
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What’s one thing you don’t want in your salad? 😅
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I don’t burn myself often but when I do 😭😭😭 This burn is awful and it’s defo going to blister
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The child at 25 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂 his flabbers were gasted 😭😭😭
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I actually got up to cook and my child talked me back into my bed tpc
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It’s 10.39am I’ve just woken up and this girl has said about 60 things to me about her birthday Wanting a tent Wants an island theme Colour basket theme Fam I just woke up!!!!
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Picked up probiotics water in Lidl by accident But yoooo these are niccceeee
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LOOOOOOOOL so your child is wrong you confronted the wrong person and got your ass beat in front of your kids…. Welp
A parent and bus driver in Fayetteville NC got Into A fight because the student grabbed the bus driver butt and the bus driver“Put Her Hands On Him” the mother got upset and confronted the bus driver
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I really don’t think it’s thattttt hard to keep white clothes white. I get so mad when I see kids at T’s school coming in with grey looking polo’s cos the parents don’t care 🙃
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Better woman than me I woulda been in bed foot cock up watching my show
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Them ones 😂
The way I was meant to step out tonight with the mandem and then I saw the location and said yeah forget it 😂 I’ll rather be in bed
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Remember ??? I still call it 😂😂
Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??
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Oh…… I thought he was gay
UPDATE: We have video on the grid, and yes, Tyler Perry and Marlo Hampton are really a thing!
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Anything that isn’t going up? Oh yes everyone’s wages 🙄
🚨 NEW: The price of a British Passport is set to rise by around 8% from the 8th April Adults - £102 Children - £66.50 One-day premium service - £239.50 Overseas adults - £116.50 Overseas children - £75.50
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