Never shared this MMA Strawberry Shortcake I drew! Makes me laugh. 🍰 🍓

Just fyi, moving off Twitter and on to Threads by Instagram! See y'all there maybe! Much love!

I'm like an egg. @InvictaFights with the quotes!

Why boxer's always gotta chew their gum like that

I feel like Jesus every time I have something mean to say but hold it in

I forget it's weird how fast my nails grow. I have to clip them every other day. Super human. Woohoo!

You mean you don't swallow the oyster whole? Y'all really be chewing it???

Don't break a sweat running up the escalator 🩵

If God made us, that means he made all of us poop and that's kinda weird.

The only time I use oblique kicks or when I'm flushing the toilet in public restrooms

You must ALWAYS accept the side quest!

Chris Tognoni is owed an apology. He checked the arm 4 times before determining Lecerda was out.

Am I weird for thinking it's never okay to film someone at the gym? Like if they're in the background whatever, but zooming in on people is nuts to me. I'm just existing, bro.

She did great but her resume is so thick, there's no surprise. Knowledgeable and refreshing POV and did her homework thoroughly as always. I'm happy UFC fans will have the opportunity to hear her more often. 🩵

Ah jeez, MMA is just so neat.

I love MMA. Even after I die, I hope I can still train.

I hate MMA, it's so hard. Can't wait to do it again.

Bummer sticker that says, "No baby on board but I'd still appreciate it if you were nice to me."

Hot take: Hotdogs are sandwiches. They're just open faced sandwiches. 🌭

Pleasantly surprised that most of MMA Twitter doesn't support beating your kids. Yay!

Sometimes I forget I used to be morbidly obese but then I'll accidentally eat 6 peanut butter jelly sandwiches and remember. 😅