@AHaitianMermaid
My 16th bday my boyfriend at the time called me from jail bc he got arrested for trying to shoplift my present. I cried and wouldn’t leave my room or go to my party, but in retrospect I find this hilarious.
Lmaooooo at my DM’s right now. You post ONE titty pic to
@Thundercat
and all hell officially breaks loose. Oh well. 5/5 would show Thundercat my titties again.
This is what I’ve been sent. They are more worried about the liquor I delivered being stolen (it definitely was not) than the fact I was forced into a man’s apartment and had to run for my fucking life screaming.
@tropicanapussy
I used to manage an Ulta (worst job of my entire life) but when I’d inevitably end up on the registers bc the company is AWFUL and we’d always be understaffed this brought me the most satisfaction. “Yes, hold on while I page her” SURPRISE ITS ME
stupid cute stupid vday pajamas no one will ever see, so naturally to twitter they go. unless you are feeding me, complimenting me, giving me presents, or confessing your crush on me, don’t talk to me today.
ok I have this event coming up and all my friends are SO PRETTY and I hate everything I own and felt like I had nothing to wear and pre-hated this dress but it came today and it’s cute??
Thrifted this absolutely AMAZING jumpsuit last weekend and I’m gonna wear it to work today bc I woke up sad af, and this jumpsuit makes me very happy. Do something for yourself today!
wuts good i have no business being awake also i got the news today that some of my favorite rappers are using MY photo as their new album cover art 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
If you know anything about BPD, you know that a lot of borderlines deeply struggle with an intense fear of abandonment (real or perceived.) Tonight I met up with a friend I haven’t seen in years and completely unprovoked, he reminded me that he wasn’t ever going anywhere. 1/
Texans! Today is the last day of early voting and y’all still got an hour and a half until the polls close! Get your ass out and vote! Ily. Except Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, and everyone voting for them. Y’all can go to hell.