I don’t CARE ABOUT HOPPER BEING SUICIDAL FOR THE 3RD TIME, OR HOLLY BEING STUCK IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION. Bylers not gonna be canon if NOBODY ADDRESSES THE GODDAMN PAINTING.

will is too kind for his own good i’d probably have kiIIed myself to change the trajectory of everyone’s lives if i was him

mike likes fucking will only in his hoodie/shirt because it's so large and baggy on him and he loves wrapping his arms around will's waist and bunching up the fabric to see his fingers tips touch each other since will's waist looks even smaller in mike's large hands

And now Mike is wondering whether he should let Will even hang out with anyone without him anymore (he won’t)

And they’re both right where they wanna be btw

problem. They just don’t get it. They don’t have a love like ours.” Mike then starts putting toothpaste on Will’s toothbrush. He brushes Will’s hair. Will loves being pampered and Mike loves being the one to do it

unreasonable, that there is NO reason why Will should ever be opening his own doors or pulling out his own seat, and they should absolutely know to call Mike for the money and never make Will pay when they go out. “You’re not the problem here baby, WE are not the

He exclaims, “they’re making you open your own DOORS?!” Will worries that maybe they are the problem here. “Are we too codependent? Should we try to…idk, individuate more?” And Mike is NOT HAVING IT he starts hollering about how the rest of the group is being completely

refusing to do these things for him, being like “Will you are still a capable person, you should do this stuff yourself” and will gets really whiny and entitled and bitchy about it. He goes to complain to Mike who is APPALLED that the group tried to humble Will

he waits for someone to pull his chair out bc Mike always does that, he’ll just stand there until Lucas or Dustin asks him what he’s doing. he never offers to pay or pick up the check, Mike always pays. Will lost his wallet months ago. The group starts teasing Will and

Mike being Will’s toxic hype man 😍 A while after he starts dating Mike, Max notices that Will stopped opening doors for himself at some point; when they hang out, he just waits for her to go first and hold it for him. The rest of the group start noticing little things too; like

reversed it and it looks like will is pulling him in WHY AM I BUZZING OUT MY MINDDDD DO I NEED TO BE LOCKED UP??

Is getting stoned everyday bad

Will pretending to be weak so Mike has to do stuff for him 🤤 “ugh Miiiike I can’t get this jar open can you help me pleeeease? Your hands are so much bigger than mine 🥺” “this bag is soooo heavy, can you carry it for me?” Will acting helpless 🤤

I’m the first in my lineage to say lawless byler made my life better. That’s beautiful

I’m so provider Mike pilled I feel like a dog who needs to be put down

And when they’re fighting Will likes to threaten “well I guess if you want me out of your hair so bad I should just get a full time job then” and the fight is OVER Mike isn’t about to let Will work (and Will knows this is an empty threat)

“Nobody else could provide for me like you do” is Will’s go-to line in bed bc it gets Mike off instantly

too warm but wants to keep the blanket so Mike adjusts the thermostat. Then Will complains his shoulders are sore so Mike rubs them. All the while getting turned on by being Will’s “tall, strong provider”. All Will has to do is frown mildly and Mike is ON IT. Then they fuck

Mike gets hard when Will needs a lot of tasks done for him in a row. Will takes full advantage. They’re watching a movie; Will wants a glass of water, no ice. Mike comes back and now Will wants ice so he gets the ice. Then Will is cold and wants a blanket, then he’s