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I HATE BEING DEAD SOMETIMES.

I GUESS THERE'S NO POINT IN PLAYING THE "I WISH" GAME. DOESN'T CHANGE A DAMN THING.

> try to forgive yourself for your failures as a friend, a quadrantmate, a leader, and a troll. Your regrets come rushing back at full force

> you open up chests to reveal a stash of blankets.

DON'T LEAVE, PET NEPETA.

JUST MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

I WISH SOLLUX WAS HERE.

> shiver. It feels like a perpetual fever, death does. A fever with no sign of letting up.

> you ponder the possibility of double dying but it's not like there's anyone to double kill you. Walk on.

ALL THESE EMPTY PROMISES OF A BETTER EXISTENCE AFTER DEATH IS A FUCKING LIE. I'D DO ANYTHING TO LIVE AGAIN.

I DIDN'T CRY!!! I DON'T CRY!! I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. * what did you catch? TEARS!!!

HI, I'M DEADKAT VANTAS WELCOME TO MY CRIB.

WHAT? OH MY GOD. IS THIS THING ON?

IT'S SUNDAY. ANOTHER DAY IN THE DEATH OF KARKAT VANTAS VARIETY SHOW. TODAY I'LL BE SHOWCASING THE MANY THINGS IN THE BUBBLES THAT SUCK.

I WAS TOO SICK AND WEAK AND DEPENDENT ON HIM THAT I COULDN'T LEAVE. I NEEDED HELP BUT I WAS SCARED. PRIDE DIES HARD, I GUESS.

TRUST ME, I'VE BEEN THERE AND LET ME TELL YOU IF I HAD RESOURCES OR A PLAN TO LEAVE THE PERSON WHO HURT ME, I MIGHT BE ALIVE TODAY.

I GET WHY PEOPLE STAY. REALLY, I DO. FINANCIAL AND SECURITY REASONS, OR BECAUSE IN YOUR MIND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

“You just lost your badge, my friend.” Tonight’s #Columbo viewing is the ultra-enjoyable A Friend in Deed starring Richard Kiley as crooked Commissioner Halperin. How do you rate this one?

Happy 4/13