I’m in LA and I just passed a run-down truck on the interstate with a bumper sticker that said, “NO AIRBAGS: We die like real men.”. I have so many questions…but mainly, WHAT? 🤨 Toxic masculinity before safety…I guess? 🤦🏻‍♂️.

RT @WorldOfWonder: 🍑 @VanessaVanjie, @KameronMichaels & @ChrisDonaghue Talk Butt Stuff on ‘Gay Sex Ed’ 💦

And the Grammy for “didn’t get the memo” goes to….

Now let’s play a game. Guess how many times I almost twisted my ankle and took a tumble? 🙃 I’ll give you a hint, it was more than once ☺️☠️ @RecordingAcad @ladygaga 2016 Grammy throwback.

Daaaang y’all really came through! 🥺🥰 thaaaaank you!!! It’s gonna take me forever to go through these 😂 I’ll make it public when I finish it? 🥰😘.

Hi 👋🏼 I need assistance 🤗. I need a new sex playlist 😂 I’m over my old one. DROP your FAV songs I need to put on my new one ‼️. I know y’all gonna come with joke songs, and I’ll laugh I’m sure 😝. But I’m serious 🥺. Think like SZA, Summer Walker, etc. mucho appreciated 🥰.

Girrrrrrl. The slap that broke the internet 👀 Thoughts? Feelings? I’m just over here like 🤭 #Oscars2022.

HEY!. …you got games on your phone?.

…and I’m not joking bitch.

Ok, so I may or may not have just burnt my breakfast cause I was too busy sexting and got distracted. How’s your Monday? 🤦🏻‍♂️.

TV doesn’t even do @kerricolby justice. I don’t think she even has pores. I was 1 foot from her and she looks f*cking airbrushed 😳🥴😍.

Let’s play a game 😎🔪📞. Replace one word in a horror/thriller movie title with “dick/s” and drop it here ⬇️. …I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

your gym crush is looking this way, act casual…

Oh no biggie, just plugging our show with the icon herself @katyperry 😳🥳 thanks for the shoutout! #RupaulsDragRaceLive @RuPaulsDragRace @WorldOfWonder

Younger me was absolutely screaming tonight 😭😍 thank you @katyperry for having us tonight 🥺 Aside from being on stage ourselves, the show was absolutely incredible 💯💯💯.

…free apostrophe with purchase I guess ☠️.

Someone DMed me something rude about one of my sisters’ yesterday and I blocked them with a swiftness. So let’s remember to leave sweet, supportive, uplifting comments and messages 🤗😇. If you’ve been blocked, you were rude. I give no second chances. Your choice 🥰😘.

Why does one half of the bagel always have to be bigger than the other 🤔. Bottom bagels deserve better….

I don’t know who needs to hear this (and I know we hear it every episode), but if they don’t even love themselves…they’ll never be able to love you. It’s really true. And that has NOTHING to do with you babe. So walk away, because you deserve SO MUCH MORE 🥰💞.

I think it’s really important to let you know that I’ve come to terms with my sexuality. So I’m coming out 🙌🏼. I am….a slut. God that feels so much better.