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Joined January 2011
lol no? It literally the entry requirement of being a decent person.
Im sorry but can we take a moment to praise how Tom isnt afraid to be around minorities?.
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Can you ask for ‘Princess treatment’ if you’re a career woman? if you’re truly committed to being taken care of in life then why have you spent the last 15 years building a career? A full time working woman on £100k salary asking to be ‘taken care of’ is laughable.
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I know this movie it’s about Irish laundries that I would urge you lot to look up. Film is called Madeline Sisters I think.
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3 women I kinda wanna smash all separately asked me if I’m going pride this weekend and I think that feels a little worse than just being friendzoned.
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It’s because most clashes Chip goes into it on the premise of ‘you don’t have the credentials to clash, who’ve you clashed before, rap or accapella etc etc’. All things that can’t be said to you so he pulled the industry card at a time he claimed to be anti industry.
The thing I didnt like about the chip thing is he had an opportunity to introduce the UK to an artist that had long earned the eyes. His ego wouldn’t let him shine a light on me. That’s a disservice to the game, I don’t care how you look at it. He didn’t follow code at all.
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London is not for the weak. You could walk down the road with your guts hanging out and the only person who will speak to you is someone asking for directions to the station.
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I’m as single as a guy in a relationship who is living with his girlfriend. Men and women know how single that is 😆🤣.
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Clumsiness in a woman is lowkey attractive. Yeah you slip and bump your head my queen 😘.
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Once a week I think about the time a woman asked me out to dinner and paid saying it was her treat for my birthday. To then send a request for half the money back 3 months later at 1am in the morning.
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RT @twitteurgh: No one else from any other part of life will meet it with anything but intrigue and praise. We’ll be aight.
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I got a friends in battle rap, who I tell all the time to just leave as their talents will be better served and appreciated else where and supporting my friends is the only reason I don’t cuss more.
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Good morning to everyone who’s brave enough to take the leap and start something new in their 30s.
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Quitting battle rap does nothing but give you back 3 Saturdays of the year.
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RT @twitteurgh: No wonder a guy who’s bezzie mates with another *extremely* racist chump who’s banned from NORWICH (yes, physically not all….
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‘Death to the IDF’ at Glastonbury was a stupid idea. Gave the other side exactly what they want to further justify why they think they are the good guys.
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