Patriarch Prime, PhD ☦️ 🇺🇸
@KalebAtlanta
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Orthodox Catholic Christian • Heritage American: Mayflower Descendant • Devotee of Blessed Dositheus of Jerusalem •
Lord, have mercy☦️
Joined December 2022
He papistically filioqued down Augustine Avenue
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How do we fix this? That’s right! Mass Deportations
Uber drivers are reportedly avoiding passengers so that rides get canceled, allowing them to earn payment while saving on fuel. These people should lose their jobs.
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“O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?”
If the 12 Apostles were allowed to address the U.S. Conference of Catholic bishops, what would the Apostles say?
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*explaining prayer to an anime fan* “So, imagine you’re Frieren...”
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Gonna ask my Somali coworker if she's Darood or Hawiye
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Well, not totally ignored. A bunch of papal bishops will need to be deported eventually.
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The plurality of foreigners are Latin Americans, and deporting them cuts into the papal church's bottom line, so they have a vested interest in keeping the immigrants (and thus the money) flowing, therefore their statement can be safely ignored by all reasonable men.
BREAKING The US Conference of Catholic Bishops has issued a statement admonishing the Trump administration’s immigration actions. The last time they issued such a statement was in 2013 in response to contraception mandates. The vote to approve the statement was very close
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Attacks against Christians in India have increased by 500% over the past 10 years
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No European neopagan knows what their gods want at all. Julian the Apostate wrote about how none of the pagan priests of his time had any knowledge on how the old gods were worshipped. Neither Nordic, Celtic, Slavic, Roman, nor Greek gods have a lasting legacy.
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I went to your Archdiocese and nobody knew you. Show me your baptismal certificate, seditious ne’er-do-well.
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Icons and murals of modern Patriarchs and Metropolitans
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There should be a choice for “none of these options” on the Presidential ballot and if it gets 50% or more of the vote, it automatically unseats all elected officials in Congress and disqualifies all presidential candidates from holding office ever again.
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Can't believe the Metropolitan went full MAGA
“The century of the ‘Church of Immigrants’ has ended; the century of evangelization has begun. Orthodoxy’s mission is no longer primarily geographical but existential.” Metropolitan Saba of the Antiochian Americans
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You're supposed to marry the first girl you kiss
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It's me, sorry for pretending to be a Black guy from Atlanta
🚨 Lana Del Rey admits she has a secret X/Twitter where she rage-baits people.
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Ancestry just received my DNA sample but they said my genes were too perfect and now I've got affluent businesswomen and politicians in my dms trying to marry me into their families It's tough for a sensitive young man out here 😔
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It’s not a tough one
@THEORTHOCHAT It’s a tough one. Orthodoxy is the way but we have some major progressive Priests in the church who are putting anything Greek and Greeks themselves to the wayside - and the priests are Greek themselves. The exact meaning of Scripture can only be recognized and enlighten
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“And guess who shows up?”
Every “anti-immigrant” rant dies the moment someone’s mom needs a doctor, or someone’s company needs an engineer. And guess who shows up? AN INDIAN IMMIGRANT.
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