When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you're STUPID. 🤣🤣

Ukiambia mwanamke anyamaze na hajamaliza kuongea 😂🤪🙌😭

Wife: babe tunakula nini breakfast? Hubby: babe pigia babako umwambie hatuna breakfast. 😊

ugali inalala kwani imelipa rent

Ati amepiga mtoto wa nani 😁😁Mike Sonko😁😁 huyo nikama hajui anachezea nani.....huyo kama angekua ni mimi Sonko angekua Kenyatta akiekwa maji😁😁

Girls are so extra dramatic when they get mad: Everything is ‘bye, delete my number, I'm done, ‘I hate you.’ You won't hear from me anymore. Have a blessed life, and leave me alone.’ But sit there waiting for a reply. 🤔🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mwenye ameniuzia hii flash Dunia ni ndogo 😭

Acha kujifanya unachukia relationships, we know the person you love doesn’t love you back idiot 😭😭 We know 😂😂

Mimi nayo mpoa wangu hawezi boeka na niko na story zako 🤣🤣

Apo kwa umtakaye hakutakii wahenga wako very proud 😊💔

a + b = 80 a - b = 80 ab = ?

I was born in water, I live in water, but when I get out of water and water touches me, I will die. What am I?

Unakumbuka ukicheza game ya nyama nyama ukisema hauezi kula mtu ona sasa 😂😂

Umetulia tu vizuri bila stress Alfu unakumbuka wewe ni mfupi 😭💔😂

nguo za Christmas zikitokea mnishtue, last nilibuy tetema april buana, too late 😅😅

4 + 3 = 7 Si aty na brag but maths is my thing 😂

Hiking ni ya matajiri. Hiyo yenu ni kuzurura kwa milima 🤣

Everytime i meet up with new people "unakaa mpolee" wtf....kwani unataka nikuume??😭💀

Lakini mvua ikinyesha watu wanakulana ama wanatega maji😭

Unless your were her very first lover never marry a university woman. No school will teach you this.