Moving to @kaeferbug bc I can't log into this account on my new phone and customer support is not helping

@SupportRequests #0381660488

Wallah die holzfee

Still locked out of my account on my new phone and customer support is not helping so I might have to make a new one or keep tweeting on only half a screen

- The whole "Hey I want this" - "Ok I'll buy it for you" thing can be nice but "I got you this gift based on your interests bc I put thought into what you like" feels way more thoughtful and intimate

I noticed that I don't like asking for gifts bc I feel like coming up with something based on what you know about the other person is a big part of gift giving imo -

Getting neutered today :/

Me on my way to work, masculinely:

Freaked out for a moment bc I found a dark hair on the ground, thinking a stranger had been in my flat. I dyed my hair 2 days ago. I may be stupid.

https://t.co/M7m9fISwyy

when franz kafka wrote “i cannot make you understand. i cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me” and when sylvia plath wrote “can you understand? someone, somewhere, can you understand me a little, love me a little?”

what a beautiful horrible thing to feel so much

Playing a dangerous game called can I make it to the bodega and back before my food arrives

I think my terrestrials identify as arboreals

I don't think I can top kidnapping, attempted murder and child abandonment but I'm only 23 so who knows

i’m not a whole person and i don’t think i ever will be. parts of me died in the house i grew up in and i visit them in dreams.

Meine haare sind jetzt lila, daran erkennt man wie viele gedanken manipulierende radiowellen versucht haben durch den aluhut einzudringen

She sphagnum on my fiber til I moss

Rehousing spiders is so much fun it's making me wanna get 5 more spiders

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