“Happy New Year” is way cooler than “Merry Christmas” this year

You ever eat 20 bagel bites and then be like “damn, I totally should have made 100 more”

I wonder if dogs laugh

"I wish I had a pot belly, pot bellies are sexy"

Introducing the Trihive team✊🏼 Our bracelets,…

Haven't tweeted in years but it's crazy how little ESPN talks about hockey. Basketball is rigged. ✌🏼 out til next year twitter

Been a great season so far and looking forward to @NJDevils Fan Appreciation Night at The Rock tomorrow. RT this for a chance to win my signed jersey!

Damn social anxiety is real. People on their phones just to avoid any eye contact

Do you want to win a $500 sponsored party for your Org? How you win:

NewJersey Top 10 @NJ_Hockey @DelbartonHockey @DBIronmenHockey @CBAColtsHockey @MiddNorthPuck @SJR_Puck @RamseyHockey

Had the dopest dream I bumped into @chancetherapper while singin his song n he finished the lyrics. Then he showed me the illest handshake!!

Bieber is the man. Twitter is shot. This is the last time I'm tweeting for the rest of my life, goodbye.

Who goes to Syracuse??

Chance got music for any mood im in

Money in a shoebox.. Wassup wit all these shoeboxes?

I got the golden tiiiicket. We sould just go and kiiiick it.

"Are these takis? I love takis! .. no im just kidding what are takis?"

my girl trippin said i treat her like a groupie but i never took a groupie out to eat