BARNES.
@KIDCOMMANDO
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๐ญ๐ฎ๐ณ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐ ๐ญ, ๐ก๐ด๐ณ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Joined July 2015
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๐. โ ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง ๐ฐ๐ซ๐๐๐ค. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. marvel rp. experienced. selective. mature themes. spoilers. dm to plot, mention to banter.
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I dunno what you're talking about. That is a perfectly natural talking-on-the-phone pose.
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It's New York. It happens.
How the fuck does this keep happening to you.
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Got licked on the subway again. Sometimes I really love this city. This is not one of those times.
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[...maybe. IF it works.]
[If she provides some will she be forgiven. . . ?]
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[............no.]
[. . . He's never heard of Goo Gone, has he. . . ]
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Nat trying to apply logic to football is a better sport than football. I said what I said.
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[Oh, she's in for it. ...if he ever gets the rest of this sticky shit off his DAMN ARM.]
Oh shit. . . [Running like HELLโ]
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Could say the same thing about you, old timer. They still lettin' you out without a chaperone?
Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Youโre still kickinโ, huh, @KIDCOMMANDO?
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CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP CHIPPING ME.
What a terrible violation of your privacy, who would do such a thing!
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[Aggressively trying to scrape sticker residue off his arm.] WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THISโ
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I will never forgive you for this, I hope you know.
[Little squee] Oh, Barnes, I could kiss you. This is truly the longest running bit I've ever caused.
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Why the hell not. Who doesn't love a good, old-fashioned scandal?
[clenches fists, wiggles excitedly] Ooooh! I can already see the headlines. [spreading her hands out in front of her, visualizing] 'Stark In Bed With Barnes? Is the Congressman in Her Pocket'
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Might get bagels. Might commit treason. We'll see where the night takes us.
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Ugh. Only if you do all the talking. ...and bring a flask of Asgardian space booze.
Nah the kid's need those entry level baddies cmon. What if, for your next fundraiser charity drive gala bonanza, you bring some billionaire arm cand? It'll be fun.
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You have NO idea. Can't I just go back to fighting rat men on the subway???
Awww. You're so cute. I bet none of them even try to poison you, it must be terribly boring.
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Not you too.
...President Barnes would be really funny.
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If I have to attend one more fundraiser, I'm gonna claw my own eyes out.
But all the new initiatives!!!!! I haven't even bribed anyone across the aisle for you yet!
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I AM BEING SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW TONI GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
ARE YOU KIDDING IT'S EVEN FUNNIER NOW
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IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE PLEASE HELP
This whole Congressman Barnes prank went on longer than I anticipated
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