The Hound of Justice and Kiki Kitteh are here to bring Pawsitivity to all the anipals and hooms.

David Bowie on addiction. Words of wisdom. He was such a beautiful human being.

Me Jack wears da neckytie an has da new short hairscut becuz me am a workin man.

I'm old, and I've seen a lot of bad TV. The premiere of "Nashville 911" might be the worst hour ever broadcast.

#TrevorLawrence is a real one.

As an Old Guy, lemme tell ya: dresses for Homecoming Dances are TOO SHORT this year.

“Jim Jordan looked at me straight in my face and said, ‘It’s Strauss. You know what he does.’��� - Wrestling Referee F. Feeney says Jim Jordan knew Dr. Strauss was a sexual predator after Feeney told him Dr. Strauss was touching himself in the shower. https://t.co/SpAYAbnfaj

Celebrating cat-loaf-in-a-shoebox day with Barbara Gordon ten years ago:

This Charlie Kirk "memorial" is indistinguishable from a Nazi rally and fuck anyone who wants to pretend it's not.

Over on the FB, I have been reallllllllllly holding my tongue about Ch4rl1e K1rk. How long can that last,

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

Good morning‼🍂

If not fake text message, why fake text message shaped?

There is always a wrong to your right. . . .

Whom is more smol than a hooman piwwow? Me, Jackson Pepper.

RETWEET if you stand with Matthew Dowd!

Honor Charlie this way.

Justice is celebrating #WontLookWednesday

Love Hugh Jackman and love Neil Diamond, but Song Sung Blue looks awful.

How are you celebrating the Nepalese Civil War?

Is me, da Hound of Justice, wif mine mombe Lisa, whom is mine bestest fwen.