Why is it lately, that nearly EVERY @amazon order I submit, the delivery is delayed and delayed some more? What is the point of paying for #Prime?

Greg Olsen looks like he was just pulled out of a dumpster from a looney Toons cartoon. #Packers #GBvsTB

Why does @FOXTV insist on showing spoilers for @MaskedSingerFOX ??? Maybe just maybe people have it DVR’d and haven’t caught up yet......just saying 🤷🏾‍♂️

What in the world of manscape is on Micah’s head?!?! #90DayFianceTellAll

Seeing Good Bye Twitter trending and knowing why is so full of irony. The crowd always screaming about “Snowflakes” and “Cancel Culture” are hurt their serial rapist and grifter in chief is no longer allowed to incite violence. Shocking. 🙄

Did this just become #90dayfianceMamasBoy? This kid is a walking red flag and his mother is flagship crazy. #90DayFiance

Here’s a novel idea for #BelowDeckMed....forget dropping Sandy and Malia. Drop the production crew who decided they should be on in the first place. They fostered this toxic situation. Just reading the trend makes me realize I’m glad I stopped watching when Hannah was bullied.

I’m dying to know what Angela’s blood pressure is. She goes zero to maniac faster than colt sends d*^! Pics. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTellAll #90DayFianceHappilyEverAftertellall

Andrew: 38 times in one week?! Michael: No.....two weeks. #90DayFianceTellAll #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAftertellall

Syngins friends helping their “bru” navigate marriage. #90DayFianceTellAll #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEver #90dayTellAll

Nothing like #DrunkPhilosophy from friends for relationship advice. #90DayFianceTellAll

Not gonna lie. All this talk of drinking makes me want some tequila. Not that it takes a big push anyway. Thx #90DayFianceTellAll now I’m opening a bottle of reposado.

I am honestly dumbfounded how the dopiest stooge on #90dayfiance is also the biggest player. He’s like the rainman of players. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Show of hands: Colt has the most punchably smug face on #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Just an observation, not taking sides but.....when Asuelo poured his heart out to his mother about backing off, he had ZERO support from his wife and her family yet when the tables are turned they expect him to respond to her. #2WayStreet #90DayFianceHappilyEver

Please #90DayFianceHappilyEver PLEASE cut a deal with @ufc and get Tammy and Angela on #FightIsland!

Ima just leave this here: @awkwafina deserves WAY more pub! #NoraFromQueens has me rollin. Just finished season 1. On to 2. Nobody is really going to see this because I have virtually no followers but....there it is. That’s the tweet.

Me waking up this morning and checking Twitter: “Clayton Grigsby is Trending. Clayton Grigsby is real!?” “Good morning. I’m going to bed.”

Not only is David just as insufferable the second time around, we also learn he is (unsurprisingly), the worst trash talker on the planet. #90DayFiance #b90strikesback

Angela (and Lisa) are the reason(s) people come to America illegally. What kind of broken does one have to be to see them as the pathway to citizenship? If Godzilla had a spirit animal, it would be Angela. #90DayFiance