My son has seen your tweets

Monday

Guyssss…. I’m 40lbs overweight and my hips pop out of place… I was so much better looking when I was thin.

I wish I could just stick a giant needle into my gut and suck all of my fat out.

Why do we have to go back to work tomorrow? Vacation can’t come soon enough.

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So on top of needing to find out tomorrow what’s going on with Adin and the object in his stomach, he’s now on antibiotics for a spider bite….

Went to get a Covid booster and was turned away because they don’t have the most updated vaccine yet.

Ok I know preseason means nothing but some of the outcomes of these games are ridiculous lol.

I know it’s only preseason but it’s nice to see the Cowboys losing.

I am so out of it lately, it feels like the days are blurred together… I’m so ready for vacation next week.

He’s a mix between Donny Thornberry and Bam Bam

I’ve never been to an Eagles tailgate but I’m now picturing one with cutwaters and BBLs and what a party that could be.

Enjoying the little things

Finally got a call from Adin’s doctor. Object is still in his stomach. They’ll do another scan Monday and then refer to a GI specialist.

Today has sucked already. Got pulled over by a cop this morning… I just want to go back to bed.

Sometimes I see a tweet and just wanna tell the poster to go fuck yourself because honestly some of y’all are insufferable.

This was 15 years ago… That’s absurd

Go Birds 🦅

I do believe there’s Eagles football tomorrow.

I sincerely miss the days when I could go to a brewery with my best friend and get French fries to deep throat while drinking beer that tastes like a fruit smoothie.

My kids have no chill tonight.