Go ahead & steal my picture now, bitch.

I dunno I’m just sayin I’ve never met a dominate person who told people they’re dominate. That’s not to say I haven’t met people who say they’re dominate.

I'm the constant you've been missing your whole life.

The bad news is no one is coming to save you, but the good news is you’re more than capable. I promise.

I just assume if someone wants to talk to me they’ll talk to me, & they just assume I’m a bitch.

I wasn’t a little girl who dreamed of my wedding or becoming a mom, but I am a woman who greatly hopes to get to be a grandma someday.

Wow. You’re very offensive & inappropriate. Followed.

It’s almost time to spike the eggnog, turn the kitchen speakers up, & bake the shit out of some deliciousness. You comin or what? I’ll let you lick it. The spoon.

Might fuck around & dm you whatever my phone auto predicts, & live with the consequences.

Most days I feel like no one really “gets” me, then someone gifts me a hoodie that says “Be Kind (of a bitch)” & I feel seen.

I am not the bigger person, so if you start something… that’s on you.

I’m not as mean as I could be, and I want people to be grateful for that.

Take care in not chasing your fears. Ya feel?

Okay well @treydayway are actually very much the same.

You trust whatever your doctor tells you to do without hesitation or question. I’ve seen enough doctors over the last 20 years to know that’s ridiculous. We are not the same.

My boss just gave me my year end review by smacking my rear end & telling me I’m doin a good job. It’s me. I’m my boss.

why is every hot girl chronically ill? who did this to them

Tomorrow, consciously think about others around you. Warm up your SOs car. Change lanes when someone is attempting to pull into traffic. Think something nice of someone, look them in the eyes & tell them. All of these things are free, but require you to be present.

The problem is most people can’t understand it unless they’ve personally experienced it, but I’ve experienced a lot of its.

Often people tell me every single little detail about them, but walk away realizing they likely didn’t even so much as catch my name.

Trust the overthinker who tells you they love you. They have, most assuredly, thought of every reason not to.