Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤
@JustLikeMikee
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All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.
Joined April 2009
Them: Oh, you only need a few pounds of tannerite 👌🏼
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70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
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I liked the world better when I didn't know as much.
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Who cares what other people think, half of them can't think for themselves anyway.
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Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent.
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I'm constantly thankful for all of the people that aren't in my life.
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Twitter is like Cheers 'where everyone knows your name' until you change it and then we don't know who the fuck you are anymore.
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Sometimes you have to piss people off to get them to think.
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If I ever get abducted, I hope it's in a space ship and not in some old mans house.
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I hate when I'm trying to stay lost and people find me.
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I'm not sure about the rainbow part of things, but I found the Pot.
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Things to do: . 1) Stay silly. 2) Find love. 3) Enjoy life.
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The moment that you don't trust yourself, your done.
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I need to diet. I think I'm gonna cut back on the DoubleStuf and stick with regular Oreos.
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There's no I in team, but there a P in punch you in the mouth.
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Most people can't handle the truth so they live a lie.
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Every day is a good day to piss off stupid people.
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When you reach a turning point in your life, don't forget to turn.
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Cardi B for Chief Economic Advisor for the White House 🇺🇸
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There are mistakes and there are choices, know the difference.
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You may be a redneck if:. You forcefully takeover an empty federal building and demand freedom. #YallQaeda.
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I get a Chinese accent when I order Chinese food.
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Beware of people with the 'poor me' syndrome, they like to take advantage of people.
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When things are meant to be, people will find a way.
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When two people have chemistry, it's like magic.
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If it's not making you happy, you need to change it.
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You can always tell a true friend because you always pick up where you left off.
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The nice thing about life is that it's never too late to rediscover yourself.
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It may not ever be perfect but I promise that it'll be real.
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Promise yourself to laugh more often, finding humor in things always heals the soul.
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One day you'll receive as much as you give and you won't know what to do with yourself.
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I'd rather have a few moments of truth than a lifetime of deceit.
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I wonder how much sex I need to have to be involved in a sex scandal. .
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You don't need someone to catch you when you know how to bounce.
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People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again.
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We all need someone to be crazy and silly with, because feeling alive is a great reason to live.
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Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh, because life.
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The less you let other people know about you, the better off you are.
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She's at her most beautiful when she challenges my mind.
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Did you say you have bangs or you wanted to bang? I'm a little Hard from hearing. .
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Sometimes taking things a day at a time is the only choice you have.
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Eventually everyone will see your true colors, make sure they're vibrant and full of life.
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The best love is the kind you don't have to ask for.
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People aren't really gone if you can still feel them.
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Do you want to know what's bad for the planet?. People.
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There is great strength in speaking how you feel.
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The older I get, the more I understand the importance of silence.
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There's nothing sexier than a woman that loves to laugh.
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Twitter taught me:. 1) Strangers are weird. 2) People will fall in love with another's words. 3) I'm going to be alone the rest of my life.
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Some battles have to be fought and won for ourselves, by ourselves.
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Ways to contribute to society:. 1) Shut up. 2) Keep your opinion to yourself. 3) Shut up.
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Little parts of us want to believe that magic still exists, that special things can happen.
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If you're not working to change what you complain about, you can shut the fuck up.
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The nice thing about change is that life gives you the opportunity to do it at any time.
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Sometimes we need to give ourselves a moment to stop thinking and just feel.
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Once you feel someone's passion, you only want more of it.
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Some people have a way of bringing peace to another soul that just can't be explained.
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Once you lose it, it never comes back the same way.
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It's all about finding that person that cares enough to make a difference.
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Sometimes people need that little bit of solitude to figure it all out.
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The only people the truth ever hurts is those that are in denial.
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Everyone has a story, don't be afraid to listen to someone else's for a change.
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Some people need an anchor. tied to them. and thrown overboard.
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If hiding pain is a skill, I think we're all experts.
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People need to be taught that in this world, forever is only temporary.
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A woman with a good sense of humor is a woman to be admired.
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The nice thing about life is that there's always time to make new memories.
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Don't ever be afraid to say 'I love you' and mean it.
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It's when you've seen their inner beauty that the outer becomes that much more attractive.
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An open heart with an open mind will always open new doors.
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Some people just know how to say the right thing at the right time.
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The only thing I regret is not following my heart sooner.
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I follow different people for different reasons, each one is a piece of me.
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Happy Fathers Day to all of the Mothers that are Fathers too.
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Life is about living on the edge, and occasionally hanging off.
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The little things that mean nothing to you may mean the world to someone else, never take people for granted.
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People are like icebergs, sometimes they fall apart and drift away.
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